Fuck this slow-ass dial-up shit!!!
Fuck Verizon DSL for being a shitty broadband service!!!
Fuck Earthlink for taking forever to add their DSL signal to my line and to send me my new modem!!!
and while we're at it: Fuck DSL!!!
I miss you Comcast cable...
You were lightning fast, reliable, AND you smelled good and were nice to my friends. I love you and I want to have babies with you Comcast. Please come back to me. I swear, I'm a changed man.
Fuck all you other loser services! You'll never be half the ISP my Comcast was...
I <3 Comcast forever...
Love,
Donny
Fuck Verizon DSL for being a shitty broadband service!!!
Fuck Earthlink for taking forever to add their DSL signal to my line and to send me my new modem!!!
and while we're at it: Fuck DSL!!!
I miss you Comcast cable...
You were lightning fast, reliable, AND you smelled good and were nice to my friends. I love you and I want to have babies with you Comcast. Please come back to me. I swear, I'm a changed man.
Fuck all you other loser services! You'll never be half the ISP my Comcast was...
I <3 Comcast forever...
Love,
Donny
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but first, lets talk about how your ass looks in those plaid polyester pants. ::swoon::
::smack::