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Fuck this slow-ass dial-up shit!!!

Fuck Verizon DSL for being a shitty broadband service!!!

Fuck Earthlink for taking forever to add their DSL signal to my line and to send me my new modem!!!

and while we're at it: Fuck DSL!!!

I miss you Comcast cable...
You were lightning fast, reliable, AND you smelled good and were nice to my friends. I love you and I want to have babies with you Comcast. Please come back to me. I swear, I'm a changed man.

Fuck all you other loser services! You'll never be half the ISP my Comcast was...

I <3 Comcast forever...

Love,
Donny