i was talking to corinthia last night about relationships. ive been single now for a few years. not complaining in the least. i mean, i havent been celibate, thank the fuck christ. maybe compared to most of you, i have, but thats another point entirely. but anyways, like anyone i occasionally think it would be nice to date someone before i remember all the reasons...
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arseniclace:
That's really sweet of you. Thank you for the thought though haha. Enjoy your 4/20! 
corinthia:
I'm better than a girlfriend. I talk to you on the phone as much as one, and I frolic with you, but without all the complicated part of being in a relationship with me.
if youre a pothead, smoke a bowl then watch this.
this is fucking great. thanks to fauxjocie for passing me to this.
this is fucking great. thanks to fauxjocie for passing me to this.
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corinthia:
Was that the Kermit the Frog one? I couldn't tell because the video link didn't work anyhow.
infinity:
that had some really funny moments.
so apparently, telling kids not to fuck doesnt stop them from doing it.
quite frankly, im shocked. i mean you would think telling horny teenagers with raging hormones that sex is something you should wait for until youre married would be enough to overpower the instinctual drive to procreate (followed by the desire to raid the fridge, smoke a cigarette and pass out).
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quite frankly, im shocked. i mean you would think telling horny teenagers with raging hormones that sex is something you should wait for until youre married would be enough to overpower the instinctual drive to procreate (followed by the desire to raid the fridge, smoke a cigarette and pass out).
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halfjack:
screw abstinence classes. they should just have sex ed classes where they teach thing like "how to call her back" or "how to hit it from behind while still making her feel special" or the ever popular "how to not bend his shit"
arseniclace:
ooh ooh yes please 
and another year is in the books!
your results...
1. Jareth the Goblin King & Xerxes defeat Dr. Frank-N-Furter & Lestat
2. Gecko Bros defeat Vega Bros (tiebreaker)
3. Francis Begbie defeats Tony Montana
4. Otis Driftwood & Baby Firefly defeat Mickey & Mallory Knox (tiebreaker)
5. Bill the Butcher defeats Frank Costello
6. 50 Zombies devour the Dallas Cowboys
7. The Balrog defeats the...
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your results...
1. Jareth the Goblin King & Xerxes defeat Dr. Frank-N-Furter & Lestat
2. Gecko Bros defeat Vega Bros (tiebreaker)
3. Francis Begbie defeats Tony Montana
4. Otis Driftwood & Baby Firefly defeat Mickey & Mallory Knox (tiebreaker)
5. Bill the Butcher defeats Frank Costello
6. 50 Zombies devour the Dallas Cowboys
7. The Balrog defeats the...
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treblah:
exactly. if that comment is the worst thing you've ever been called and that's the biggest problem in your life, you've got it pretty damn lucky. true, it shouldn't be supported on air perhaps, but you do have the choice to switch the channel.
corinthia:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc is from Max but he asked me to give you the link.
GEEKFEST 2007
well, this is it. the big event and the end of villain season for this year. as much as i enjoy doing this, im always a little relieved to be finished with it. this is mostly due to the fact that im a lazy sonofabitch.
your winners...
Maleficent defeats Magneto (tiebreaker)
General Zod deletes Agent Smith
in any case, fuck wrestlemania, my event...
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well, this is it. the big event and the end of villain season for this year. as much as i enjoy doing this, im always a little relieved to be finished with it. this is mostly due to the fact that im a lazy sonofabitch.
your winners...
Maleficent defeats Magneto (tiebreaker)
General Zod deletes Agent Smith
in any case, fuck wrestlemania, my event...
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dose:
meh, my year of 20 was pretty rough. 19 had it's good moments, but i think 18 was best, as long as i dont have to deal with highschool college bullshit over again.
yes, we'll regress me to the first time i was legal
yes, we'll regress me to the first time i was legal
the final four is set! and all four are making their first appearance in the final four with several favorites going down.
final two competitors to advance....
Agent Smith defeats Sephiroth
General Zod defeats Jason Voorhees
after these two matches, we will be down to the championship match, the finals in the super-heavyweight tournament and a few extra exhibition dream matches of my choosing just...
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final two competitors to advance....
Agent Smith defeats Sephiroth
General Zod defeats Jason Voorhees
after these two matches, we will be down to the championship match, the finals in the super-heavyweight tournament and a few extra exhibition dream matches of my choosing just...
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princessholle:
*geek alert* Is this Magneto before he's hit with the mutant remedy (in the third movie)? Just kidding . . .
1. Magneto
2. General Zod
Thank you much for the welcome at my profile!
1. Magneto
2. General Zod
Thank you much for the welcome at my profile!
halfjack:
1. maleficent. fuck yeah!
2. zod. i don't think smith's faster, i think they just hadn't invented that wachowski bros filming style when they made superman 2.
2. zod. i don't think smith's faster, i think they just hadn't invented that wachowski bros filming style when they made superman 2.
half of the final four is set, and both of these came down to tiebreakers...just goes to show how close these can be.
results...
Maleficent defeats Emperor Palptaine
Magneto defeats Dracula
and in the super-heavyweight division
the balrog pwned the t. rex
almost there, after these two matches, the final four will be set
rules are, of course...
1. you pick the winners
2. no...
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results...
Maleficent defeats Emperor Palptaine
Magneto defeats Dracula
and in the super-heavyweight division
the balrog pwned the t. rex
almost there, after these two matches, the final four will be set
rules are, of course...
1. you pick the winners
2. no...
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infinity:
Agent Smith
General Zod
Alien Queen
General Zod
Alien Queen
halfjack:
1.agent smith
2. zod
kong
2. zod
kong
3rd round is in the books!
latest set of competitors to advance...
Sephiroth dispatches Ra's Al Ghul
Agent Smith deletes the Terminator
Jason Voorhees outlasts Pyramid Head
General Zod hunts down the Predator
and in the super-heavyweight division..
the Alien Queen defeats the Basilisk
this means that only 8 villains remain, and that number is going to get even smaller.
rules are same as always...
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latest set of competitors to advance...
Sephiroth dispatches Ra's Al Ghul
Agent Smith deletes the Terminator
Jason Voorhees outlasts Pyramid Head
General Zod hunts down the Predator
and in the super-heavyweight division..
the Alien Queen defeats the Basilisk
this means that only 8 villains remain, and that number is going to get even smaller.
rules are same as always...
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smuffy:
1. maleficent
2. dracula
last: BALROG!
2. dracula
last: BALROG!
simbelmyne:
(1) Maleficent wins. Palpatine is not Prince Charming. Hell, he's not a prince at all, let alone a prince charming. No way anyone can defeat and evil sorcerous that turns into a dragon without being at least a prince. (read any fairy tale, there is logic to this argument)
(2) Dracula. I love Magneto, but he only affects metal and metallic objects. Dracula can turn into a fucking wolfman! And Magneto is a bit on the old side. I'm thinking Drac will have a mutant cocktail way before Magneto has a chance to do anything significant.
Missed the heavywieght! Oops!
Balrog. ITS A FUCKING DEMI-GOD! IT WINS!
(2) Dracula. I love Magneto, but he only affects metal and metallic objects. Dracula can turn into a fucking wolfman! And Magneto is a bit on the old side. I'm thinking Drac will have a mutant cocktail way before Magneto has a chance to do anything significant.
Missed the heavywieght! Oops!
Balrog. ITS A FUCKING DEMI-GOD! IT WINS!
some close matches there....two of them ending by tiebreaker
the results....
Emperor Palpatine defeats GoGo Yubari
Maleficent crushes Michael Myers
Dracula upsets Darth Vader (tiebreaker) i know some people will disagree with this, but ill quote halfjack from his reasoning for choosing Dracula, because i agree he can probably do everything vader can do and then some.
Magneto defeats Imhotep (tiebreaker)
and in the super-heavyweight...
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the results....
Emperor Palpatine defeats GoGo Yubari
Maleficent crushes Michael Myers
Dracula upsets Darth Vader (tiebreaker) i know some people will disagree with this, but ill quote halfjack from his reasoning for choosing Dracula, because i agree he can probably do everything vader can do and then some.
Magneto defeats Imhotep (tiebreaker)
and in the super-heavyweight...
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infinity:
Sephiroth
Agent Smith
Jason Voorhees
General Zod
Alien Queen
Agent Smith
Jason Voorhees
General Zod
Alien Queen
dose:
see, thats where i may disagree.
While i may feel misunderstood from time to time, i dont think my mentality has to be that i must accept the fact that people will never get me.obviously, you have a strong understanding of me, so does tom, drew, and the one or 2 friends i have who arent being totally unreasonable.
I dont feel that being misunderstood has to be a death sentence.
because really, i'm not all that complex. i'd rather have the totally dense members of society struggle to get me, than the people i care about.
While i may feel misunderstood from time to time, i dont think my mentality has to be that i must accept the fact that people will never get me.obviously, you have a strong understanding of me, so does tom, drew, and the one or 2 friends i have who arent being totally unreasonable.
I dont feel that being misunderstood has to be a death sentence.
because really, i'm not all that complex. i'd rather have the totally dense members of society struggle to get me, than the people i care about.
the second round is over and we are now at the sweet 16!
the last 8 competitors to advance....
Ra's Al Ghul crushes Alex
Sephiroth defeats David
Agent Smith deletes Gabriel
Terminator terminates Darth Maul
Jason Voorhees defeats Mystique
Pyramid Head defeats Lord Voldemort (tiebreaker)
Predator defeats The Witch-King of Angmar
General Zod destroys Khan
and in the heavyweight division, the T. Rex defeated the...
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the last 8 competitors to advance....
Ra's Al Ghul crushes Alex
Sephiroth defeats David
Agent Smith deletes Gabriel
Terminator terminates Darth Maul
Jason Voorhees defeats Mystique
Pyramid Head defeats Lord Voldemort (tiebreaker)
Predator defeats The Witch-King of Angmar
General Zod destroys Khan
and in the heavyweight division, the T. Rex defeated the...
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pip:
RECOUNT!!
1. Palpatine gets it up as he puts her down.
2. Maleficent
3. Vader
4. Magneto
Bonus: Kong (now Rakishi or Bundy would have taken it against Kong)
1. Palpatine gets it up as he puts her down.
2. Maleficent
3. Vader
4. Magneto
Bonus: Kong (now Rakishi or Bundy would have taken it against Kong)
oldsarge:
hope you had a good St Patrick's Day then! I haven't a clue about most of the opponents.
