i feel sorry for testicles. they are the middle child of sexual organs. everyone loves vaginas, and the penis has many fans too. but poor balls just get busted by overbearing girlfriends and what not.
okay, a few people have asked about the villain tourney, honestly, i was going to skip it this year, but since it seems yall are still into that, then i...
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okay, a few people have asked about the villain tourney, honestly, i was going to skip it this year, but since it seems yall are still into that, then i...
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so this is kinda cool.
for the three or four of you who read this, you know that usually, when i tell a story, the moral of it ends up being, "jason is an asshole and proud of it." however, this time i get to tell a story where that isnt the case.
i had class this past weekend. the crush has this thing where...
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for the three or four of you who read this, you know that usually, when i tell a story, the moral of it ends up being, "jason is an asshole and proud of it." however, this time i get to tell a story where that isnt the case.
i had class this past weekend. the crush has this thing where...
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halfjack:
the funny thing is that i can picture you watching her fall. is this, change?
dose:
can we make a club? or is this purely some sort of world that takes some sensory enhancing drugs to get to?
so there are these little prick bastard ROTC fucks staying at my place of work through sunday. i fucking hate teenagers. moreover, if these guys are the future of our military, then the terrorists have already won.
but getting to the point, three of these little shits came over last night and were hungry. i told them there was no place open, that we didnt...
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but getting to the point, three of these little shits came over last night and were hungry. i told them there was no place open, that we didnt...
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corinthia:
Oh Jay. People love you for how much of an asshole you are. It makes us laugh. Even sweet girls like me.
dose:
meh, i dont mind getting older. most of the kids back at home are younger than me by several months, hence why last year was awesome since i wouldn't have had anyone else legally old enough to celebrate with me. that and the whole, wise beyond my years bullshit. it feels like i've been 21 forever. mostly because it was a fucking awful ridiculous long year, and i'm happy to see it over
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dominanefret:
I do love Jewish women. And men. Yeah.
But prefer uncircumcised peens, ironically.
But prefer uncircumcised peens, ironically.
seantastic:
Picture me fucking her. That will totally cure you.
if i was when i become a super-villain, i have a feeling my weaknesses will be water and tall brunettes with glasses.
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corinthia:
I make you weak! Muahahaha. It's all part of my plan!
When is the villain tournament, huh? March?
When is the villain tournament, huh? March?
soiraile:
i met and ... enjoyed a tall brunette with glasses friday night 
fuck snow
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lizzylu:
i wish i could see snow... : (
quietlythere:
Snow sucks!!!
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derceto:
hahahaha....... frickin' great man
_pie_:
I FUCKING LOVE THAT PICTURE
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cupcakeodoom:
aww haha thanks!
oh, ali...
oh, ali...
kaikai:
Haha yeah I feel you, I dont have work on valentines day but I do have 9 hours of classs.
2 things
1. ive made mention of this before, but im doing it again, because i can.
ive been working at my job for almost 3 years now. for those who dont know the specfics, i work in military lodging. in other words, its like a hotel desk clerk, but on an army base, specifically for military and government personnel. through the years, ive noticed...
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1. ive made mention of this before, but im doing it again, because i can.
ive been working at my job for almost 3 years now. for those who dont know the specfics, i work in military lodging. in other words, its like a hotel desk clerk, but on an army base, specifically for military and government personnel. through the years, ive noticed...
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_pie_:
please post pic of said roommate
cupcakeodoom:
you just quoted "10 things i hate about you."
nicely done.
nicely done.
thi is fucking hilarious
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gilby:
Did you ever see the one where Hitler gets banned from Xbox live?
Thios one was funny too though.
Thios one was funny too though.
dose:
you know. i sat here for a good 5 minutes trying to figure out how to react to that.
i got nothing. i was gonna come over here and say something clever like
"ARROWED!" but im not sure if you'd get the reference. that and there's no need to get violent.
or is there? i'd be in a sparring mood if it weren't for the massive bruise on my back.
short attention span much? yikes.
i got nothing. i was gonna come over here and say something clever like
"ARROWED!" but im not sure if you'd get the reference. that and there's no need to get violent.
or is there? i'd be in a sparring mood if it weren't for the massive bruise on my back.
short attention span much? yikes.
Hey, I may be one of the few girls who appreciates balls. They can be a great erogenous zone.