I've introduced my parents to two significant others of different races, and I got shit about it from my father both times. Eventually, though, my dad realized I didn't care about his opinion and shut the fuck up.
it really bothers me how low peoples expectations are (in general) in regards to how they judge the character of other people. that is to say the bar seems to be really low. actions people take that should be done in the first place suddenly make someone a "good" person.
an example being something like holding the door open... Read More
okay, so my fucking phone stopped working and i had to get it replaced.
the good news is that it didnt cost me anything.
the bad news is i dont have anyones number anymore. so those of you with whom ive exchanged numbers, please send me a message through here or send me a text telling me who you are. thanky.
youre on a plane to japan. youve had a shit morning because first you overslept, then your car wouldnt start as you were leaving the house. on the way to the airport, some fuckbag cuts... Read More
oh yes, i love the lamp squat dance. But i love when it goes from laughter to batshit crazy screaming. that's the part that really summed up my day yesterday.
anyone else want me to tell you how you are going to die?
i can predict the future....its true. i am The Great Assholio!
in unrelated news...have i ever mentioned that i have a weakness for old girl groups? i really do...the ronnettes, the crystals, the chiffons, the shangrilas...i love that... Read More
i really hope the supervolcano/ice age/gamma ray/zombie apocalypse or whatever happens soon. im sick of this shit. seriously, im really waiting for this to happen so that life will finally be interesting. get rid of all these fucking monkeys so i dont have to deal with their asses anymore.
hey God, if 2012 comes and goes and nothings happened, youre going to wake up... Read More
alright...we are down to the championship match in the 2008 Ronald Reagan Memorial Villain Invitational Tournament!
as usual, theres a few extra matches to spice things up. but first, your two competitors are... Hannibal Lector edges Mr. Joshua Alex defeats Bill the Butcher
i dont really need to say this at this point, but for the sake of tradition...
1. you pick the winners
2.... Read More
1. agent smith!
2. george bush - no matter how much he's hated that bastard seems to keep on winning
3. de niro
4. skip cus i haven't seen either, nor do i care to.
5. unicron
6. alex, by yarbles...
1. The Griefer just cuz I hate the matrix.
2. Kim Jong il, he's more believable.
3. Deniroe, btw I love this concept!
4. Maleficient dragon, nuff said
5. Galactus, the clone will never surpass the roiginal.
6. Lector
bahahahahah