its time for the
2010 Ronald Reagan Memorial Villain Invitational Tournament! most people know the drill by now but just in case.
1. you pick the winners of the match as if it were a real fight.
2. no weapons allowed. just fists and wits.
ill be crossing this over on facebook, albeit in a truncated form since they dont give you shit for space.
so here we go, match 1!
1. Bill the Butcher -
Gangs of New York vs. Glenn Beck -
rational thought
SPOILERS! (Click to view)Bill the Butcher
the reigning and defending champion will kick things off here. in all honesty, this match is just cruel.
Glenn Beck
he could try crying but that would just make bill beat him harder. best plan: say something so profoundly stupid that bill has an aneurysm and drops dead.
2. Marsellus Wallace Pulp Fiction vs. Boris the Blade - Snatch.
SPOILERS! (Click to view)Marsellus Wallace
we have our first slugfest here. this will not be pretty.
Boris the Blade
as evenly matched as these two are, this will probably be an endurance contest.
3. Captain Vidal - El laberinto del fauno vs. The Million Dollar Man, Ted Dibiase - 80s WWF
SPOILERS! (Click to view)Captain Vidal
its kind of obscene how much of a douche this guy is. but make no mistake, hes a sick fuck.
The Million Dollar Man, Ted Dibiase
you may be laughing because hes a wrestler. hes also a big motherfucker. dont forget that.
4. Lord Humongous - The Road Warrior vs. Vernon Schillinger - Oz
SPOILERS! (Click to view)Lord Humongous
breaking his RRMVIT cherry is the giant behemoth from the second mad max movie.
Vernon Schillinger
if youve ever been a fan of
Oz, right now youre saying, "oh yeah, i fuckin hate that guy!" and yeah, hes a fuckin prick.
5. Stansfield - Leon vs. Cujo - Cujo
SPOILERS! (Click to view)Stansfield
he insane for one. and two its kinda hard to hurt a guy who is so drugged he cant feel anything.
Cujo
he pulled off a huge upset last year. can mans best friend take it another step this year?
6. Wah Sing Ku - Lethal Weapon IV vs. Alex Forrest - Fatal Attraction
SPOILERS! (Click to view)Wah Sing Ku
this dude was pretty much the only good thing about that turd of a movie.
Alex Forrest
everybodys favorite crazy bitch is back for another run.
7. Francis Begbie - Trainspotting vs. Pamela Voorhees - Friday the 13th
SPOILERS! (Click to view)Francis Begbie
dude is batshit. ya gotta figure he looks forward to this every year.
Pamela Voorhees
she may not be the indestructible golem her son is, but she managed to school a bunch of fucking teenagers so anything could happen.
8. Mickey Knox - Natural Born Killers vs. Edward I - Braveheart
SPOILERS! (Click to view)Mickey Knox
mickey puts in a strong showing every year but hasnt broken through that glass ceiling yet. this could be a start.
Edward I
he may be an old bastard but hes a
mean old bastard. he probably has some fight in those old bones.
well, there it is. so dont forget to vote!
2. boris. - this fight would take hours.
3. vidal.
4. humongous
5. Stansfield
6. Wah Sing Ku
7. Francis Begbie
8. Mickey Knox
2. Marcellus-He dodges bullets, not sure if his ass can dodge mediavilism
3. Ted-outfit would blind him
4. Vernon Schillinger wins by technical ass rape in the 4th round
5.cujo
6.Alex
7. Begbie
8. Mickey Knox