tadzi

my friend keith and i came up with a fucking amazing idea the other night. i want to have someone ride with me in my car and write down the profanity-laden curses i hurl at people from my car. then it can be read aloud at open poetry nights somewhere at some beatnick place while someone is playing the bongos.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!

I'M GOING TO FOLLOW YOU HOME AND STAB YOU TO DEATH!

I'M GOING TO STRANGLE YOU WITH YOUR HOODIE!

(ba-da-bump-badadadada)

DRIVE OFF THE ROAD AND INTO A TREE!

GO HOME AND HANG YOURSELF!

I HOPE YOUR BABY'S BORN DEAD!

(badadadadadada bump)

I'M GOING TO PAINT MY CAR WITH YOUR BLOOD!

OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES, JACKASS!

DON'T EVEN TRY TO CUT ME OFF YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

(badump bump bump)

GET OFF THE FUCKING ROAD YOU GODLESS FUCK!

(badadadaddaada)

I HOPE YOU DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!

(badadadadadadadadadadadadada bump)

thank you...

(snap snap snap snap)