Thursday Apr 02, 2009

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its final four time in the 2009 Ronald Reagan Memorial Villain Invitational Tournament!

your winners...
Hannibal Lector edged Ozymandias
Mr. Joshua defeats Boris the Blade
Alex tolchooks Mola Ram
Bill the Butcher kills Bill

Mickey & Mallory knox destroy the Alpha Betas
Gollum & Iggy Pop upset Vince Vega and Jules Winfield
Middle Eye & Zero Wolf over Seth & Richie Gecko
Otis Driftwood & Captain Spaulding crush Uli & Franz

well, looking at our final four, its looking a lot like last year. theres a reason for that. these are the same four guys who were here last year. however, i have to say that this has been the most fun tournament ive done in a few years, so thanks to you guys for that.

moving along, after this we will be down to the finals and in addition to our two championship matches, we will have 6 additional exhibition matches of varying size.

but first, we have our semifinals.

rules are same as always
1. you pick the winners
2. no weapons allowed, just fists and wits.

heres the matches!

1. Hannibal Lector - Silence of the Lambs vs. Mr. Joshua - Lethal Weapon

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Hannibal Lector


Mr. Joshua


Analysis: rematch #1- last year Lector took this one but his aura of indestructability was just threatened by Ozymandias in a very close match. Mr. Joshua himself had a very tough last two rounds. on paper, Mr. Joshua is the better fighter but you cant argue with Lectors success.



2. Alex - A Clockwork Orange vs. Bill the Butcher - Gangs of New York

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Alex


Bill the Butcher


Analysis: rematch #2 - Alex overcame the Butcher last year to head to the finals. while never winning the tourney, Alex is its most storied competitor, the only one who can say hes been to the finals twice. Alas, thats where his success ends. Bill the Butchers biggest asset is his will and determination, shown through his brutality. in regards to fighting, Alex is somewhat of a mini-berserker, vicious and animalistic, feeling little pain when he is attacked. Bill, while vicuous himself, is much more precise being a butcher. both approaches work well, but only one man can move on.



Axis of Evil Semi-finals

3. Mickey & Mallory Knox - Natural Born Killers vs. Gollum & Iggy Pop

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Natural Born Killers


Two Skinny White Dudes


Analysis: what a weird match. Iggy and Gollum came in as alternates and pulled an upset to get here. are they going to be the villain Arizona Cardinals or will the Knoxes tear them apart?



4. Middle Eye & Zero Wolf - Apocalypto vs. Otis B Driftwood & Captain Spaulding - The Devil's Rejects

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
The Holocene Warriors


The Devil's Rejects


Analysis: we got four REALLY sick fucks here. 4 sociopathic monsters. i cant speculate on who will win, but i know one things, these guys are going to have time of their lives.



well, there we go, only one more to go after this, so get in there and vote!

VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
notoriouscat:
Joshua
Alex
Gollum and Iggy
Otis and Spaulding
stickyrice:
Hey buddy! I'm finding my way around again -- sort of like moving back to the hometown, except instead of seeing all the losers who never left, it's the reverse. How are you doing?

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