one of my roommates got robbed by the city of new brunswick.
okay, allow me to explain. the other day he goes out and theres a bunch of "abandoned" stickers on his car. he removes them, and goes about his business. the next day he goes out and his car is gone.
let me clarify, the car wasnt abandoned, but they took it anyway. thats called stealing.
now, im sure he can get the car back if he explains to them that it wasnt abandoned....after he pays the tow fee and impound fee. they wont give the car back otherwise. sure, he could get a lawyer and and fight it, but lawyers cost money. this is why cocksuckers like this only fuck with poor people.
that said, my advice to him was this. find out the cost. pay it. whatever amount that is, do that much in damage to the property of the new brunswick parking authority. fuck them. if you cant do things the right way, do them the wrong way. is this childish? perhaps. overkill? maybe. thing is, im a vindictive, sadistic asshole and in the end i will win. if this had happened to me instead of him, this would have happened already.
if theres one thing i have learned its this. justice is a myth. the only way to beat the assholes is to be a bigger asshole.
okay, allow me to explain. the other day he goes out and theres a bunch of "abandoned" stickers on his car. he removes them, and goes about his business. the next day he goes out and his car is gone.
let me clarify, the car wasnt abandoned, but they took it anyway. thats called stealing.
now, im sure he can get the car back if he explains to them that it wasnt abandoned....after he pays the tow fee and impound fee. they wont give the car back otherwise. sure, he could get a lawyer and and fight it, but lawyers cost money. this is why cocksuckers like this only fuck with poor people.
that said, my advice to him was this. find out the cost. pay it. whatever amount that is, do that much in damage to the property of the new brunswick parking authority. fuck them. if you cant do things the right way, do them the wrong way. is this childish? perhaps. overkill? maybe. thing is, im a vindictive, sadistic asshole and in the end i will win. if this had happened to me instead of him, this would have happened already.
if theres one thing i have learned its this. justice is a myth. the only way to beat the assholes is to be a bigger asshole.
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my car got towed years ago, true it was a piece of shit like jesse's car (altho it also had a shit ton of graffiti on it) but it got towed for "no permit displayed" bullshit! it had a regular new brunswick parking authority permit like everyone else. i tried to fight it to at least get the tow and ticket fee back but you're absolutely right, there's just no way to beat those fuckers.
i think your idea is a good one.