alright...we are down to the championship match in the
2008 Ronald Reagan Memorial Villain Invitational Tournament!
as usual, theres a few extra matches to spice things up. but first, your two competitors are...
Hannibal Lector edges Mr. Joshua
Alex defeats Bill the Butcher
i dont really need to say this at this point, but for the sake of tradition...
1. you pick the winners
2. no weapons allowed, only brute force and ingenuity.
onto the matches....
Battle of the Interwebs
1. Agent Smith (Matrix trilogy) vs. The Griefer (South Park: Episode
Make Love Not Warcraft)
SPOILERS! (Click to view)Agent Smith
in the old tournament format, Smith was always one of the top competitors. even though he was not eligible to compete this year, he still manages to make an appearance here. His mastery of kung fu and near invulnerability will make him tough to take down.
The Griefer
in the real world, hes just a fat loser. but in Azeroth, he is one tough bastard. he wiped out thousands of players before finally being brought down by the boys and the sword of a thousand truths. here, however, he is only up against one.
World War III
2. George W. Bush (Fahrenheit 9/11) vs. Kim Jong Il (Team America: World Police)
SPOILERS! (Click to view)George W. Bush
not the sharpest tool in the shed, but seems to be fucking invulnerable. plus he does a lot of cocaine so that might give him the added pep he needs to win.
Kim Jong Il
he may be ronery, but hes also psychotic. if he can stop talking shit for a second and focus on the task at hand, it should be no problem at all to outsmart his opponent.
Double Trouble
3. Team DDL (Bill the Butcher of Gangs of New York & Daniel Planview of There Will Be Blood) vs. Team DeNiro (Max Cady of Cape Fear & Travis Bickle of Taxi Driver)
Battle of the Super-Bitches
4. Maleficent (Sleeping Beauty) vs. Dolores Umbridge (Harry Potter & the Order of the Phoenix)
SPOILERS! (Click to view)Maleficent
Maleficent came within a hair of winning last years tournament and she is likely still pissed off. when someone can turn into a dragon, you really shouldnt piss them off.
Dolores Umbridge
dont let the cheery exterior fool you. she is a fucking cunt if there ever was one. not much is really below this woman and its fair to say that she will use any advantage she can to secure the victory.
Super-Massive Battle
5. Galactus (Marvel Universe) vs. Unicron (Transformers: The Movie)
SPOILERS! (Click to view)Galactus
um, yeah, hes fucking huge and he devours planets. its pretty cut and dry.
Unicron
see explanation for Galactus
Finals for the 2008 Ronald Reagan Memorial Villain Invitational Tournament
6. Hannibal Lector (Silence of the Lambs) vs. Alex (A Clockwork Orange)
SPOILERS! (Click to view)Hannibal Lector
Why Lector Will Win: hes been killing people longer than Alex has been alive. He has deceptive strength and can outsmart nearly anyone. plus hes got teeth and knows how to use them.
Alex
Why Alex Will Win: hes got youth on his side and he can take an ass-whipping. and as far as his relative small size, remember, "its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog," and Alex is chock full of that.
well, thats that. this is the last set of matches for 2008. after i post the results, i can go to never saying anything. yay!
now vote and lets see who comes out on top.
2. george bush - no matter how much he's hated that bastard seems to keep on winning
3. de niro
4. skip cus i haven't seen either, nor do i care to.
5. unicron
6. alex, by yarbles...
2. Kim Jong il, he's more believable.
3. Deniroe, btw I love this concept!
4. Maleficient dragon, nuff said
5. Galactus, the clone will never surpass the roiginal.
6. Lector
Well done again my friend!