Thursday Mar 27, 2008

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2008 Ronald Reagan Memorial Villain Invitational Tournament

bracket 2 results...
Wah Sing Ku houses Neidermeyer
Baby Firefly outfoxes Hertz
Marsellus defeats Tony Soprano
Bullet Tooth Tony outguns Top Dollar
Mallory Knox schools Alonzo Harris
Max Cady usurps Agamemnon
Frank Costello over Nicky Santoro
Mr. Joshua defeats Sheriff Will Teasle

next set of matches...usual rules.

1. you pick the winners
2. no weapons allowed, just brute force and ingenuity



1. Colt (Way of the Dragon) vs. Biff Tannen (Back to the Future series)

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Colt

chuck norris

Biff Tannen

strong, but dumb as a stump. has a bit of a glass jaw, as well.



2. Alex (A Clockwork Orange) vs. Bo Sinclair (House of Wax)

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Alex

Alex is always ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence. he has always had good luck in the tournament, even making it to the final four. could this be his year?

Bo Sinclair

he is a bit dumb and easily outsmarted, but hes enough of a sick fuck to make up for it.



3. Captain Spaulding (The Devil's Rejects) vs. Jame Gumb (Silence of the Lambs)

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Captain Spaulding

built like a brick shithouse and has the balls to back it up. something else...guys nickname is, "Cutter." you dont get that kinda name by picking flowers.

Jame Gumb

creepy creepy creepy. everyone remembers the lotion line, but my personal favorite is, "wait....is she a great big fat person?"



4. Stansfield (Lon) vs. Boris the Blade (Snatch.)

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Stansfield

hes a drug addict but hes no slouch. plus gary oldman kicks ass

Boris the Blade

"boris the blade, or boris 'the bullet dodger.' as bent as the soviets sickle, and as hard as the hammer that crosses it. apparently, its impossible to kill the bastard."



5. Francis Begbie (Trainspotting) vs. Vernita Green (Kill Bill)

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Francis Begbie

psychotic, sociopathic, chain-smoking lunatic. fighting is his drug. hes in his element.

Vernita Green

we dont know much about her except that shes a trained killer and a sneaky little bitch who isnt above underhanded tactics.



6. O-Ren Ishii (Kill Bill) vs. D-Fens (Falling Down)

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O-Ren Ishii

another Kill Bill alumnus...she is a bad mother but her arrogance could be her undoing.

D-Fens

arguably the most sympathetic guy in the tournament, but still, hes fucking cracked and has a nasty temper for such a timid innocuous looking dude.



7. Angel Eyes (The Good, the Bad & the Ugly) vs. Simon Phoenix (Demolition Man)

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Angel Eyes

this guy and Anton Chigurh would make a fucking scary team. they are very similar in many ways. no conscience, unrelenting and yet has his own twisted set of morals. although most of those morals are related to killing people and making money.

Simon Phoenix

dont let the hair fool you. he means business. he kills and spreads chaos for the sheer fun of it.



8. Mr. Blonde (Reservoir Dogs) vs. Creedy (V for Vendetta)

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Mr. Blonde

if youve seen this movie, then you, like me, will probably never think of the song, "Stuck in the Middle With You," the same way again.

Creedy

he makes people disappear for a living. you dont get that kind of job by being a swell guy.



thanks again to all who continue to make this fun for me, too. keep up the voting!

VIEW 14 of 14 COMMENTS
girlysound:
Thank ya kind sir!

Have you always lived in NJ? I ask bc I want to know when we're all going to hang out again and by all I guess I just mean you, me and halfjack (throwing corinthia in the mix would be awesome too).
firebrand:
1. Colt
2. Alex
3. Jame
4. Stansfield
5. Begbie
6.D-fens
7.Simon
8.Mr. Blonde

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