2008 Ronald Reagan Memorial Villain Invitational Tournament
first set of matches down....the winners are
1.
Bill kills Hans Gruber
2.
Hannibal Lector devours MacBeth
3.
Mickey Knox defeats Seth Gecko
4.
Anton Chigurh hunts down Ordell Robbie
5.
Jack Torrance blows away Tony Montana
6.
Otis B. Driftwood defeats Richie Gecko
7.
Joker outfoxes Vincent Sinclair
8.
Travis Bickle defeats Alex Forrest
aaaaaaand moving along.
rules are same as always
1. you pick the winners
2. no weapons allowed, only brute force and ingenuity
1. Wah Sing Ku (Leathal Weapon IV) vs. Neidermeyer (Animal House)
SPOILERS! (Click to view)Wah Sing Ku
hes a triad. what the fuck else do you need to say?
Neidermeyer
this guy pretty much epitomizes the word prick. will that be enough? probably not, but hes going to try anyway.
2. Hertz (Shoot 'Em Up) vs. Baby Firefly (Devil's Rejects)
SPOILERS! (Click to view)Hertz
i have to admit, i love this guy. if for no other reason because i get to see a fat balding dude whoop some ass. that said, he knows what the fuck hes doing as long as clive owen doesnt get involved.
Baby Firefly
she definitely knows how to handle herself in a fight despite her little frame. but her biggest asset is her ability to distract and to charm.
3. Marsellus Wallace (Pulp Fiction) vs. Tony Soprano (The Sopranos)
SPOILERS! (Click to view)Marsellus Wallace
does NOT look like a bitch
Tony Soprano
you dont get to the top of the food chain in the underworld without being a vicious sonofabitch. AND hes from jersey.
4. Bullet Tooth Tony (Snatch.) vs. Top Dollar (The Crow)
SPOILERS! (Click to view)Bullet Tooth Tony
really not that bad a guy. still, hes a hired gun which means he kills people which means he qualifies. that and its vinnie jones.
Top Dollar
kind of a tool, but hes got great hair.
5. Alonzo Harris (Training Day) vs. Mallory Knox (Natural Born Killers)
SPOILERS! (Click to view)Alonzo Harris
when it comes to villains, dirty cops are close to the top of the list in terms of vileness. heres a guy who only cares for himself and wont bat an eye about killing someone to make a buck.
Mallory Knox
did you know its like fucking impossible to find a goddamn picture of either mickey or mallory alone? its always fucking both of them. theres millions of fucking pictures on the internet and fucking google cant find me just one of mallory by herself? FUCK YOU, GOOGLE!
6. Max Cady (Cape Fear) vs. Agamemnon (Troy)
SPOILERS! (Click to view)Max Cady
fucking scary redneck bastard.
Agamemnon
more talk and poltics than anything, but you dont get to be king by being a pansy, so he obviously knows how to fight.
7. Nicky Santoro (Casino) vs. Frank Costello (The Departed)
SPOILERS! (Click to view)Nicky Santoro
hes a little shit, but hes got balls the size of the death star. remember, its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog.
Frank Costello
this is a battle of Scorsese villains. granted it doesnt have the marketing power of Freddy vs. Jason, but i like it, anyway. as for Frank, he may be old, but like Tony Soprano, he has to be a ruthless cocksucker to get the power he has.
8. Mr. Joshua (Lethal Weapon II) vs. Sheriff Will Teasle (First Blood)
SPOILERS! (Click to view)Mr. Joshua
two words: GARY BUSEY
Sheriff Will Teasle
Teasle is a prick. a royal prick. he starts by fucking with a vet, and even when he knows hes wrong, he still tries to kill the guy based on his own fucked up principals. craaaaaaazy.
now vote, damnit!
I really know what you mean, i guess Freud would probably have answer as to why people attract certain personalities.
Although sometimes I think it's purely masochistic - picking someone you know is going to fail you even before a relationship forms. Who knows
I've come to the conclusion that hedonism is the way forward.
2. damn. i was psyched when i saw hertz, but yeah, baby.
3. marsellus. seriously. he's got more anger
4. tough one. i guess bullet tooth.
5. mallory. no question
6. max cady. i will never get that cheek bite outta my head
7. nicky. once again, he's got the anger. and he doesn't wear fucking kanga hats
8. joshua. try as i might, i just can't hate big tom callahan