2 things
1. ive made mention of this before, but im doing it again, because i can.
ive been working at my job for almost 3 years now. for those who dont know the specfics, i work in military lodging. in other words, its like a hotel desk clerk, but on an army base, specifically for military and government personnel. through the years, ive noticed patterns in terms of how people act and their ranks. the biggest assholes in the world are 05s (thats lieutenant colonel to those who dont know) 9 times out of 10 when i have some prick complaining about something, its an 05. theres only two people who suck more than 05s. retired 05s, and most of all, wives of 05 (or retired 05s) seriously, these fuckers walk around with this undeserved sense of entitlement. im surprised these people havent asked me to wipe their asses for them.
2. will someone go out with my roommate? hes got a girlfriend, but shes a real dick. i dont know why he puts up with her. maybe shes dynamite in bed or has beer-flavored nipples or something. i dont know, but i fuckin hate this girl. shes abusive. last night when i was sleeping, she woke me up yelling at him. she called him stupid several times and her voice can best be compared to the sound of cats fucking. i again reiterate that i dont get the allure.
thing is, the guy can do sooooo much better. hes a good looking guy, hes smart, a laid back easy-going cat, and hes got a lot of ambition. seriously, this guy is a good investment, girls. plus, if he breaks up with her for you, i dont have to hear her fucking voice any more.
id even hazard to say that shes worse than any of the girls ive dated, and thats saying something. she could best be described as being kind of like lady macbeth, only less warm and fuzzy. are you getting the picture? so yeah, someone, anyone, please fuck my roommate.
1. ive made mention of this before, but im doing it again, because i can.
ive been working at my job for almost 3 years now. for those who dont know the specfics, i work in military lodging. in other words, its like a hotel desk clerk, but on an army base, specifically for military and government personnel. through the years, ive noticed patterns in terms of how people act and their ranks. the biggest assholes in the world are 05s (thats lieutenant colonel to those who dont know) 9 times out of 10 when i have some prick complaining about something, its an 05. theres only two people who suck more than 05s. retired 05s, and most of all, wives of 05 (or retired 05s) seriously, these fuckers walk around with this undeserved sense of entitlement. im surprised these people havent asked me to wipe their asses for them.
2. will someone go out with my roommate? hes got a girlfriend, but shes a real dick. i dont know why he puts up with her. maybe shes dynamite in bed or has beer-flavored nipples or something. i dont know, but i fuckin hate this girl. shes abusive. last night when i was sleeping, she woke me up yelling at him. she called him stupid several times and her voice can best be compared to the sound of cats fucking. i again reiterate that i dont get the allure.
thing is, the guy can do sooooo much better. hes a good looking guy, hes smart, a laid back easy-going cat, and hes got a lot of ambition. seriously, this guy is a good investment, girls. plus, if he breaks up with her for you, i dont have to hear her fucking voice any more.
id even hazard to say that shes worse than any of the girls ive dated, and thats saying something. she could best be described as being kind of like lady macbeth, only less warm and fuzzy. are you getting the picture? so yeah, someone, anyone, please fuck my roommate.
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nicely done.