By the way, I should mention, I'm running for President in 2012 on a write-in campaign! Vote for me and I shall find a way to reward you in anyway your heart desires. Some might call this bribery, I call it: AMERICA. Why should you vote for me? Well I am better than the other choices, also I'm honest as shit about everything I plan to do. If I plan on starting a campaign to use smashed puppies as an alternative fuel source, I will be straight up about it! So vote for me, you'll be glad you did! 
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philconnors:
I don't think we have had a bearded president in a hundred years...maybe it is time for one...
taco_barbarian:
You're damn right it is Phil! Thanks for your support.