tabi

so i was about to make a post about how cafe angelique has the best office gossip EVER.



and then it hit.


i have a feel tomorrow is going to bring about Major Sickness, and his evil twin sister, Menstrual Cycle. i have had a stuffy nose all day, and now i feel a little weak and icky, like that feeling you get right when...
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i love how my job in jersey thinks a punishment for me chewing out the waitress' "manager" for not listening to my schedule requests because she's a stupid bitch is not scheduling me at all.

fuck that shit, i hate that job anyway.

i feel whole again.

no more bad vibes. no more aloofness.

have i metioned i love going into work now? like 100%?


thank you for forgiving me dude. it put me at peace.

also, i had a monroe for about 12 hours. and i have a new tatttoo. a heart on my hand.

sake is the enemy for awhile.

my boss said i looked different today. i don't see it. she said i look more "sleek" (fucking shitty translation from what she meant in hebrew i bet)

also, does anyone else's macbook pros get dirty? i swear to god, sometimes it looks like a 3 year old wipes his hands on my computer.

my (rich) friend got my dolce and gabbana sunglasses as a...
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holy shit.

today has easily been the best day i've had in a long time.

baby steps. it's baby steps, but it's something.

sam,

i just can't stop fucking crying.

i thought you should know that. just for general knowledge.

tabitha.

for the record.

my life fucking rules right now.

and i have a very valuable piece of information about a particular coworker i'm feuding with. one that totally vindicates my side of the argument.

three days after my birthday, poison and sebastian bach are going to be playing pnc bank.

best birthday present EVER.

my vag can barely handle the excitement of bret and bach in one fucking place AT THE SAME TIME.

i went on an insane 24 hour shopping spree.

i'm afraid to look at my account balance.

but i did buy myself a boyfriend. and by boyfriend i mean a rabbit pearl vibrator.

calvin klein 360 boyfriend shorts are so fucking amazing.