(smashing pumpkins: "farewell and goodnight")
(yes billy spelled it "tite" in the linear notes)
so over the last month i've been finding these weird bites on my body after i go to bed.
i didn't think much of it, i thought at first maybe they were fleas and vacuumed and bombed my room and permanently banned lady from sleeping with me. they stopped for a bit, and then they came back again a few days ago. that's when i thought i had (dun dun DUN)
BEDBUGS
so i freaked out, cried, wanted to throw up over everything i own, whatever. i researched online for HOURS, comparing my bites to other people's. the thing is, i had a few sporatic bites on my arms, legs and one on my side. these people's backs, arms, legs, faces, etc are COVERED. so i thought:
1. no bedbugs
2. i have only mr. bedbug's immediate family living with me.
then i freaked out, cried, and took a long hot shower. then recruited my 16 year old tuff guy little brother to help me move my mattress and boxspring.
no bedbugs. but let me tell you, every crevice of my room by my bed is lysoled, vacuumed, and lysoled again. as is my bed frame, mattress and boxspring. then my brother says "those are spider bites"
then i vacuumed and lysoled the tops of my windows and anywhere i found a dust bunny.
hopefully when i sleep in my bed again friday night everything will have cleared up.
end of story:
I AM SAFE TO SLEEP IN ALL YOUR BEDS. 
