tabi

so i watched the two girls one cup video.


NEVER AGAIN.

also.

the owner of my job(s)' daugher, tal, came in tonight. she's probably about, oh, 9-11 years old. maybe a little less with all her friends. she doesn't have to pay for shit, plus daddy and all her friends' daddies are loaded. the four of them right before they left came up to me...
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so last night i closed with brasillian sam with 20 tattoos and the nice smile. there was no hanky panky, but the flirt level was high at some points. i gave him my scarf because he has none and i have 32342, and he was getting sick. it smells like me. he couldn't figure out how to put it on. it was cute. the only...
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oh man i got so fucked up last night.


and the little white boy temp bassist is so adorable.

every time i look for an apartment in new york, i get frustrated and defeated and cry.

i just need to fucking get out of here so badly.

so seriously. what the fuck do you do when your boss, who you adore because she's so sweet and patient, is dating your coworker at your other job (all within the same company) who you've fancied for more than a year.

i mean, seriously. i can't go call my boss a bitch and a dirty whore.

i metal signed with ice-t on the street in the city today. he was in some expensive convertable with coco making a turn as i was crossing the street, and i just fuckin whipped out the horns on him because he's the man.