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Monday Oct 10, 2005

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Heres a scenario for you to ponder.

You have a girlfriend. You cant see her during the day because of her father so you drive round to pick her up at 2am every night after shes snuck out. You never have sex even though you're together for over 5 months but you still drive round after work just to see her.

You go off to uni on october and drive back at weekends to see you girl, but unfortunately break up before the term ends in mid december.

Around march time the following year you find out a girl in your corridor at uni has a crush on you. Shes a bit of a rock chick, with a tattoo and a penchant for bondage. You hit it off and after a week of officially being a couple you somehow get her into bed and take her virginity.

The days go on and every few nights ur ex calls you to say hi. It even happens one night whilst your busy with your new girlfriend. You STOP what you are doing (even though you have a naked chick on your bed) and answer the phone. Its your ex. You tell her your not busy, just playing playstation. You quietly signal to your new girl to keep her mouth shut.

After many arguements with your girl about your ex you convince her that shes gone and forgotten

Nearly two years into the relationship your girl discovers your ex has STILL been phoning you when your girl has been visiting her parents

LATER

Your girl kindly offers to tidy your room. Whilst playing i tunes on your laptop she goes hunting for porn (which you said she could do) she doesnt find porn but she does find soppy video clips of your ex in a sickly sepia tone with words zooming over the page like "you lift my hopes up" and "your legs are so smooth" with equally sickly song in the background. All he has of new girlfriend is a collection of dirty photos and video clips which she begged him to delete.

Now which girl does it sound like he loves and which is he using for sex?

Ponder my bunnies ponder
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
kyleomen:
I don't have to ponder. I smell bullshit.
Oct 10, 2005
bushpig:
I'd defo say the 'new girl'(whoever that could be???) is't the 'new girl' any more but THE girl! So little miss "your legs are so smooth puke " needs to disappear from the equation! unless that is of course that the relationship between them starts and ends at friends...in which case the sweet memorabilia from the past is no longer worth holding on to and the choice between chatting with a friendor naked chick on the bed is a very clear cut1!!!Whoever this girl may be...you have every right to be pissed off mad mad mad
byeeeeeeeeeee............................................
Oct 11, 2005

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