taban

So; my best friend in the whole world has a new pseudo boyfriend.
Pseudo in that she doesn't call him her boyfriend but he is.
They talk and text ALL the time; if you take out the 12 hours tha she is sleeping or practicing; they are on the phone or texting the oter 12 hours a day. Not exaggerating.
They have known each other 3 weeks.
He is telling her how much he loves her and wants to marry her; she wants to move to be with him but cant cause of training
She pretends to be frustrated and complains to me about how "If he says he loves her one more time" "He calls me so much I can never get anything done"
And all I want to do is scream at her
"If it is really that bad don't pick up the fucking phone. You are the one who got a second phone on a different service so you could talk to him for free since ya'l didnt have the same service. If you don't like it tell him to leave you the fuck alone. Truth is yo do like it and have no right to fucking complain to me about it. ALL I want is for a guy to call me back. This guy says he is fucking in love with you after 3 weeks and is trying to find a way to buy you some big ass diamond ring and I can't even get a second date. FUCK OFF!!"
And while I am happy for her (sounds it huh?) I just can't handle the pretend complaining. Seriously I want her to have a guy the loves her and wants to make her happy. But at the same time; why doesn't she realize that her mock annoyance is just rubbing salt deeper into a wound that is very raw and open.
And she always acts like she doesn't give a damn if she has a boyfriend. But somehow all these guys flock to her. She is mean to them and doesn't treat them particularly respectfully and they flock to her.
What am I doing wrong? Obviously it is something.. I just DON'T GET IT.
And I feel like such an ass cause here I am super jealous of my best friend. Not the guy she is with persay; but just the situation. And the fact that she has the fucking audacity to complain to me about it makes me want to hit her really hard.