Hey all Non-readers!
I suspect that not many of you would subscribe to my nondescript dribble, but this is for those ``hardcores`` who endure even in the face of self-righteous pomp and nearly unbearable grammatical error. I came to this site just to connect with people, people to whom i felt shared some of the same views (and love for the female body) that i do. I like the counter-culture feel and the loose inhibitions of all the beautiful women and their shutterbug counterparts. But i honestly think I`m gonna love posting my psychotic meanderings most of all! I can safely bet no one will read these posts and if they do they will probably not know or care if i offend...so lets start.
Fuck you babies!!!! Yes, all babies in general, please just fuck off!! Go drool, cry, poop, scream, puke,burp, and crawl elsewhere... I know your undeveloped eyes can`t read this so your parents will have to introduce the concept into your baby geniuses regiment with some Orwellian big giant head singing it over and over to the tune of `wheels on the bus`.
Baby rights should be changed! Make them go to the back of the bus. make them have their own section in restaurants, movie theaters, and on the airplane. let them all annoy each other instead of punishing those around them who decided not to add to the human population epidemic!
Yeah, yeah, I`m sure your baby changed you life, made you look at the world as a magical place again, brought you back to your youth or whatever bullshit you tell yourself. You already get your own bathrooms for Christs sake! Plus your baby is not going to understand the plot of the Hobbit. Your parents now, that means no social life, watch it when it comes out on netflix.
Maybe im being harsh...I just had a noisy baby next to me on the bus had to vent, now im hungry....mmm strudel...
Peace be with you
(unless your a fucking baby or toddler...toddlers are worse..sticky hands
)
-T
I suspect that not many of you would subscribe to my nondescript dribble, but this is for those ``hardcores`` who endure even in the face of self-righteous pomp and nearly unbearable grammatical error. I came to this site just to connect with people, people to whom i felt shared some of the same views (and love for the female body) that i do. I like the counter-culture feel and the loose inhibitions of all the beautiful women and their shutterbug counterparts. But i honestly think I`m gonna love posting my psychotic meanderings most of all! I can safely bet no one will read these posts and if they do they will probably not know or care if i offend...so lets start.
Fuck you babies!!!! Yes, all babies in general, please just fuck off!! Go drool, cry, poop, scream, puke,burp, and crawl elsewhere... I know your undeveloped eyes can`t read this so your parents will have to introduce the concept into your baby geniuses regiment with some Orwellian big giant head singing it over and over to the tune of `wheels on the bus`.
Baby rights should be changed! Make them go to the back of the bus. make them have their own section in restaurants, movie theaters, and on the airplane. let them all annoy each other instead of punishing those around them who decided not to add to the human population epidemic!
Yeah, yeah, I`m sure your baby changed you life, made you look at the world as a magical place again, brought you back to your youth or whatever bullshit you tell yourself. You already get your own bathrooms for Christs sake! Plus your baby is not going to understand the plot of the Hobbit. Your parents now, that means no social life, watch it when it comes out on netflix.
Maybe im being harsh...I just had a noisy baby next to me on the bus had to vent, now im hungry....mmm strudel...
Peace be with you
(unless your a fucking baby or toddler...toddlers are worse..sticky hands
) -T