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...AND SO, TOMORROW I'M PLANNING A BIG PARTY--THE THEME IS THE RELEASE OF PORTISHEAD "3"! THE NEW ALBUM MADE ME CREAM MY PANTS (A FEW TIMES NOW)! FOR ANYONE WHO HASN'T HEARD "3"...YA GOTS TO GO OUT AND GET IT RIGHT THIS MINUTE!!! BEST ALBUM I'VE HEARD IN ABOUT A DECADE!!! LOVE, LOVE, LOVE...AND A LITTLE BIT OF HATE.
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SMOKING...

...funny! In the city of Columbus, it seems like such a crime to light up a cigarette in public anymore...you receive looks like you're smoking something illegal ...makes it more fashionable if you ask me, though you will never get what I mean unless you are a smoker or a crazed fool like me...and I will die of boredom if nothing too unsurrealistic ever...
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THE SOCIAL SECURITY OFFICE...

All is purple-mad today...driving pulp green car to Venus...at the Social Security office (why did I capitalize that?!?)...all sorts of Bush-hurt people, you can tell dragons got the worst of them...half-hung over, got the shakes--ibuprofen high off coming down is the best, like snow-powder brain...and I hate crowds unless I'm feeling buzzed...so I goes and I stands alone dragging the cigarette...
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merlowe:
Thanx for joining in on the Revolution luv!!! I am diggin your blog style will certaintly tune into your Bat Channel more often...Keep on keeping on !! kiss
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THREE OR MORE YEARS EXPERIENCE REQUIRED...

...I have several years experience in working bull-shit jobs, my question is: is bull-shit required? I'll give you three years, dammit...if I only I was given the stink-ass of a rat's chance...

...go about asking me on whether the system is fair? Please go about asking the current president and I'll show you a rat's ass. Competitiveness? Yeah my...
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CONFESSIONS TO A NUDE GIRL:

...AND SO, it's been a while since I've taken off my clothes on front of any girl. But, this past Saturday it happened...

CONFESSIONS, I told her everything and only the truth: I've only really been in love twice in my 36 years of living...once when I was 19 and the second time when I was 35, last July.

The...
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realistic67:
Oh... I know your world....You think too much....but you can't stop, cause they like you for it too much.
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NOTHING IS THE CONTENT, PART 0

...still think that zero must have some value, I mean, when it's added at the end of 2, it equals 20 and it can even be added to the millions if you add lots of zeros to the end of any number. And you know, I really hate numbers, that's the reason why I earned a degree in English,...
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THE "BEAT" FACTORY...

My best friend is a lesbian...a beautiful red-head who looks just like my ex-girlfriend, only she has brown eyes, not green, and doesn't wear glasses...BUT, I'D NEVER TOUCH HER, because I know that she's not into men and I'm not that much of a kook, if you get what I mean...

But, our first "date together" came at I time when I...
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I'm still yet to learn how to edit/delete a blog here if the contents happen to sound too poo-poo...
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STRANGE CASE OF MOONLIGHT...

...the Hup Cap, the Parking Lot, the Junkyard...can't remember the name of the club that I was just at...but all the above names sound good enough for bars and it's the second weekend I spent under the red lights of the same bar that I can't even remember the damn stinkin' name of...hell, I don't even like the club scene, that's...
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havana:
why is this?
havana:
estranged, I mean...
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FUNK ODOR...
...girl tonight gives me some puke stare like a produce department's funk odor so I give her mustard mean glare inspite of all of the grinning fruit...want to invite her out to peel a fresh sneeze of onions, but she's not weedy enough to accept strange dandelions picked like black fruit from the grave...can sense that she's all about roses...as I have to...
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