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Thursday Sep 09, 2010

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RESUMES...

...spent two nights trimming about the words of all the crap work i did while i earned my degree...

...spent lots of time doing crap work to earn my degree...

...earned my degree and a couple of certifications while doing crap work...

...i have nothing further to put down on my resume other than the crap work i've been doing to earn my education only to gain a crap-worth of dollars to purchase crap toilet-paper...

DEAR MR. JOB INTERVIEWER:

...no, no! I did not gain any experience working the desired field! You see: I was working crap work in order to get to where I am! had to do crap work in order to pay for the gas expenses it took for me to land this interview...

AND REALLY, MR BIG CHEESE...

...i like all of your white teeth smiles as you ask the questions and i'm supposed to smile back as i like the raisins toasted in the sun...i like the oriental chick that almost ran over my car in the parking lot...i like that front-desk security guard who finally greets me with a wink when all of the other men she's chased over leads her to downgrading her life with a phony smile aimed towards her by me....

...and i will barf into the same sack day to day...

...skill-colored vomit...

...i am the fuck you gave him when you ran out enough cash to feed him your blind institutions and wallet sniffing ways...

...YET...i am still dreaming of blue turtles...following "Revolution # Nine" by the Beatles...

...AND...SMACK, DAB...THE BEST THING THAT ALMOST HAPPENED TO ME THIS WEEK WAS THAT ASIAN GIRL IN THE PARKING LOT OF MY WORK-PLACE ALMOST HITTING MY CAR WITH THAT BIG CHUNK OF A SUV...

..she's been flirting with me ever since ...

...HELLS...maybe next time...i'm gonna just keep moving towards her gas-hog of road wheels until i'm blood and guts splattered on the pavement...

...suffering seems enough to call it "love" these days...

...why not just sack it with another skin who works the same crap job as you...

...I MEAN: i earned crap...my resume looks like crap...i am crap...and after a while you feel like a piece of crap for being the crap society made you...

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puka:
WOOOWWW .. HEY ! loveTHAT PRETTY THAT YOU ARE!! I ORDER YOU A KISS I LIKE YOU IN YOUR PHOTO!eeek
Sep 8, 2010

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