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Thursday Aug 05, 2010

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KARMA, BALANCE & VOMIT...

...IT WAS SORT OF NICE NOT TO AWAKE WITH ANY ALARM CLOCK TODAY...as the electric was out due to a passionate cloud passing it's bladder over the lofty skies of ohio and i awoke a couple of times with an erection the size of texas pulsating between my legs...and, by the time i realized it was time for me to wake up for work...there is no buzz to the clock that's laying next to the bed...

...SO, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY "ALARM" CLOCK...it's one of those timex types that has back up batteries to keep the time going in case the electric takes a snore, but, with the failure to read the fold out sheet of instructions half written in japanese, the other part written in fiction...the batteries will only keep the time on course, while the alarm can only be sounded by the energy of electricity...

...and i don't really care about this crap today, anywho...point being...i woke up with plenty of time to get to work today without the stupid alarm clock going off...the electricity was the problem, for, without the morning cup of coffee i am no one to anybody...and that is enough for me to sleaze it...cash the day out...so i called off work...

...it really was enough for me to call off work today due to the thunderstorms...sky was as black as cat...not too many leeches on the street to disrupt the thought of my walk...though i was a little bit disappointed with my recent purchase of the Black Angels' "Directions to See a Ghost" under the MP3 player...i just sort of let the sound fade out with the rest of the noise running through my head...

...and so, after texting my roomie that i'd be home for the evening...he tells me he's expecting a visitor...never the less, she is a screamer, definitely a siren...i find this out later after the tv upstairs goes silent and i hear her screams over the thunder...

...that sound of her with him makes me bleed a little deep inside...as i think of last summer's love...and how she broke it off on christmas night...

...on my 9th keystone by now and i'm feeling the world in balance...and really, all i want to do right now is vomit and wake up to another heart-felt erection. Honestly, after love # 3 has came and went: all i want to do is die.

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