A DAY IN THE LEARNING...
...SO...its pretty much been a two-day lesson for me to teach myself Excel (with the help of Microsoft's online tutorial)...tends to be the program you most need when trying to land the office job as a paralegal. So, I spent the last two days in trying to endure the boredom of exploring the non-cosmic realms of the Microsoft friendly lessons...
...had to make these self-practices fun, so I made a spread-sheet containing all of the names of my ex-girlfriends that I still highly admire...hmmm....lots of 'J' names there...lots of red-heads as well. Made up the scheme of sales by the values of how much I thought their love was worth in giving days of the week presented as dollar signs...
...this really became entertaining when I clicked on the "chart wizard" tool and was able to put these values together on a color array of bar-graphs...some of those bars stood up high like heavy erections...and it made me sort of hot inside...
...hells! So, I took the exam for another "job placement" company today...sadly, enough...I round up scoring the highest on the Excel part of the test (almost 'expert level'). HA ha...on the MS Word segment of the test= around 20 points lower. Been using MS Word for over 10 years now--it's the program I've used the most to get me through college, as I tend to use it day to day. Perhaps I should experiment with MS Word more with the ex-girlfriends that I treasure the most in mind.
...SO...its pretty much been a two-day lesson for me to teach myself Excel (with the help of Microsoft's online tutorial)...tends to be the program you most need when trying to land the office job as a paralegal. So, I spent the last two days in trying to endure the boredom of exploring the non-cosmic realms of the Microsoft friendly lessons...
...had to make these self-practices fun, so I made a spread-sheet containing all of the names of my ex-girlfriends that I still highly admire...hmmm....lots of 'J' names there...lots of red-heads as well. Made up the scheme of sales by the values of how much I thought their love was worth in giving days of the week presented as dollar signs...
...this really became entertaining when I clicked on the "chart wizard" tool and was able to put these values together on a color array of bar-graphs...some of those bars stood up high like heavy erections...and it made me sort of hot inside...
...hells! So, I took the exam for another "job placement" company today...sadly, enough...I round up scoring the highest on the Excel part of the test (almost 'expert level'). HA ha...on the MS Word segment of the test= around 20 points lower. Been using MS Word for over 10 years now--it's the program I've used the most to get me through college, as I tend to use it day to day. Perhaps I should experiment with MS Word more with the ex-girlfriends that I treasure the most in mind.
gatsby:
hey mister. what do you write?