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Who would you like to be with right now?

So just watched a commercial where all these swords were falling from the sky. We zoom in and see one slam through this dudes apartment and he picks it up n starts playing with it. He's like "yay, Wii Zelda, sweet!" I'd be like "mother f*cker!!! that stupid skank Zelda can save herself, it's raining swords, now who the f*ck's gonna fix my roof, ceiling,...
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Happy Thanksgiving to you all. Remember what you are thankful for.

Bored, text me 19062361006

Can't sleep, text me... 19062361006

Awesome Rocktober so far.

Today,,,is NOT my birthday

Happy humpday

To my friends and family: I don't know how to express my feelings to you all on here, but you're all special, unique, and worthwhile to me. So thank you for being there for me, for wishing me a happy birthday, for the laughs, for listening when I needed someone to talk to, for the rides, the good times, sticking w/me through the bad, for...
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All I want for my birthday is for my friends and family to know that I love them...some cash and a few strippers wouldn't hurt either.