No More Mile High Club
A California man has been convicted for getting frisky with his woman on a flight from Los Angeles to Raleigh, N.C. after interfering with flight attendants and crewmembers. Carl Persing and his girlfriend were "embracing, kissing and acting in a manner that made other passengers uncomfortable" according to a flight attendant who asked Mr. Persing to stop. It's said that the flight attendants refused to serve the couple alcohol after they requested it, which led to Persing thrashing and threatening the attendant. The FBI met the couple once the plane landed in Raleigh. Persing will probably serve jail time; his girlfriend's charges have been dropped, however.
So there we go ladies and freaks, no more fucking on the plane. Yeah...yeah...yeah... realize they were in plain sight of old ladies and small children, but today they're making fornicating in the coach section a federal offense...Tomorrow: the airplane bathroom!
Shouldn't there be some type of "People For Coach Class" -cause? You never hear of things like this going on in first class. We should stand up for our rights to make out on a plane. When Jill in seat A5 has a 3-month old child crying and Bill in seat D14 is talking on his Blackberry - both disruptions constantly raping our ears throughout the 5-hour flight, why can't this harmless couple get drunk and copulate? It's more entertaining than the on-flight film and far more educational than the flight attendant teaching you about the safeties of an emergency water landing at 35,000 feet.
We need to stand up to this outrageous slaughter of our rights...we need to protest by having sex on the plane in plain sight, having oral sex in the flight attendant station, sixty-nine in the terminal, doggie at the baggage claim... Hell, it would ease the stress of the weary travelers and fear of the security officers. Make the flight attendants strippers, ha-ha ...and pass condoms out with the peanuts! Remember: Lube and sex toys go in the overhead compartment! No need to worry about strange vibrations in the security checkpoint line...it's just our giant vibrating egg!
...Now with that said, my plane has arrived - Later!
A California man has been convicted for getting frisky with his woman on a flight from Los Angeles to Raleigh, N.C. after interfering with flight attendants and crewmembers. Carl Persing and his girlfriend were "embracing, kissing and acting in a manner that made other passengers uncomfortable" according to a flight attendant who asked Mr. Persing to stop. It's said that the flight attendants refused to serve the couple alcohol after they requested it, which led to Persing thrashing and threatening the attendant. The FBI met the couple once the plane landed in Raleigh. Persing will probably serve jail time; his girlfriend's charges have been dropped, however.
So there we go ladies and freaks, no more fucking on the plane. Yeah...yeah...yeah... realize they were in plain sight of old ladies and small children, but today they're making fornicating in the coach section a federal offense...Tomorrow: the airplane bathroom!
Shouldn't there be some type of "People For Coach Class" -cause? You never hear of things like this going on in first class. We should stand up for our rights to make out on a plane. When Jill in seat A5 has a 3-month old child crying and Bill in seat D14 is talking on his Blackberry - both disruptions constantly raping our ears throughout the 5-hour flight, why can't this harmless couple get drunk and copulate? It's more entertaining than the on-flight film and far more educational than the flight attendant teaching you about the safeties of an emergency water landing at 35,000 feet.
We need to stand up to this outrageous slaughter of our rights...we need to protest by having sex on the plane in plain sight, having oral sex in the flight attendant station, sixty-nine in the terminal, doggie at the baggage claim... Hell, it would ease the stress of the weary travelers and fear of the security officers. Make the flight attendants strippers, ha-ha ...and pass condoms out with the peanuts! Remember: Lube and sex toys go in the overhead compartment! No need to worry about strange vibrations in the security checkpoint line...it's just our giant vibrating egg!
...Now with that said, my plane has arrived - Later!