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Warning, the following post is offensive, if you dont like, go the fuck away. In this post I will confess things about myself that you may or may not have known.

Reason 83 why I am going to hell:
Im not tolerant of other ethnicities, frankly I hate them. I believe in white and asian supperiority, if you are not one or the other, I could really care less, and if your Iraqi or native, I hate you more 10 fold.

Reason 174 why I am going to hell:
Having sex with a deaf person is by far one of the closest things you can ever get to fucking a zombie, why do I say this? Because when fucking a deaf person they moan like zombies.

Reason 175 why I am going to hell:
Yelling obscene things during sex with a deaf person, simply put it was one of those moments that you just cant pass up. Example, while engaging with intercourse with your hearing impaired partner, try yelling things such as
"Im going to kill you when this is over" or " how would you like to slit your throat and fuck you while you die". Just dont follow through with what ya say since well thats mean.

Reason 23 why I am going to hell:
Dead baby jokes, I tell them non stop.

Reason 97 why I am going to hell:
Using "hey does this rag smell like chloraphorme" as a pick up line

Reason 122 why I am going to hell:
I purposely double or tripple charge lates to people I dont like at work.

Reason 33 of why Im going to hell:
Dead hooker in my trunk jokes.

Reason 4 of why I am going to hell:
Making fun of the handicapped, its wrong, but its funny, as long as I can out run a wheel chair I'll be fine.

Reason 80 of why I am going to hell"
I have discharged a firearm at a human being with intent to kill.

Reason 12 of why Im going to hell:
Everytime I see that stupid MTV super sweet 16 show, I think of how someone should kidnap one of those fucking kids and hold them for fucking randsom, since it seems like the dim witted brain dead parents would shell out the ass for them anyways. Screw the random bit, just kill the kid, the world doesnt need little spoiled shits anyways.

Reason 29 of why I am going to hell:
My solution to everything is, kill it.

Reason 40 of why I am going to hell:
I willing offer to aid people who threaten to commit suicide. Well fuck someones gotta make sure they dont chicken out.

Reason 60 of why I am going to hell:
Because I threw a firecracker in buskers guitar case, the fucker sucks and he wont leave. Someone had to send him a msg.

Reason 17 of why I am going to hell:
I own a drivers licence and health cards in 3 provinces, 1 of which does not bare my real name but it is my photo on the card.

Reason 199 of why Im going to hell:
I drive in both lanes, not cause Im a bad driver, because Im an asshole.

Reason 156 of why I am going to hell:
Making fun of hunderites

Reason 113 of why I am going to hell:
I speed up when driving to hit J walkers.

Reason 144 of why I am going to hell:
Ive cheated in school tests

Reason 1 of why I am going to hell.
Because I hate myself right down to the core.

Sorry I havent been around as much as I normally am, and Im very sorry in the lacking of my posts as of late. I miss you all very much, but a person gets very busy when he is planning the death of someone else. Yes Im planning on murdering someone, but its ok, he deserves it.