alright, this might sound like a stupid or insincere question but I assure you, I am plagued with wonder. They couldn't have possibly called classical music classical music during the era it was composed, so what did they call it? And my next question is, do I really want an answer? I could google this in two seconds and get an answer, but which is...
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I dare you to call someone a buckaroo today.
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obsidian_:
i like to call certain asshole customers buckaroo....cause it pisses them off and i know they don't tip me anyway...so might as well make them mad
maelwys:
It was a quiet evening until they started with the karaoke, then it got real noisy.
Objective: Call my boss buckaroo before 5pm
Objective: Call my boss buckaroo before 5pm
thinking of starting a "guitars for lesbians' program. It just seems like every time a lesbian gets ahold of a guitar, magic occurs. Anybody want to contribute to the fund? And lesbians applying for a guitar?
holdensolo:
How about a program where lesbians trade in their guns for guitars?
I like to think the reason the mice scuttle around my walls more than any other place in the house is because they have good music taste. But sometimes I think it's because they want to eat me.
maelwys:
This might not be a good time to bring it up, but, have you seen Food of the Gods 1 or 2. Ok that was rats but rodents nonetheless.
got an email from a friend wondering what I was talking about in my last entry.
Then I remembered that I started typing a little monolouge for the movie and decided to roll with it as a jouranl entry.
nope. not shagging any good buddy's ex.
Need to tone it down into real people speak but keep the good lines.
Today is sit in bed...
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Then I remembered that I started typing a little monolouge for the movie and decided to roll with it as a jouranl entry.
nope. not shagging any good buddy's ex.
Need to tone it down into real people speak but keep the good lines.
Today is sit in bed...
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holdensolo:
My life isn't like a "cop on the edge" movie. It's more like a "Mad Max" movie.
Wait a minute, the first Mad Max movie WAS a "cop on the edge" movie...so I guess my life really IS like a "cop on the edge" movie. Thanks for helping me clear that up.
Wait a minute, the first Mad Max movie WAS a "cop on the edge" movie...so I guess my life really IS like a "cop on the edge" movie. Thanks for helping me clear that up.
maelwys:
I need tea as well, a caffiene bomb to motivate me at work today.
Dear fairer persuasion,
Your gender rocks.
love,
-Atom.
Your gender rocks.
love,
-Atom.
anonymouse:
Dear men,
You can have my ovaries. They are for sale.
love,
disgruntled lady
You can have my ovaries. They are for sale.
love,
disgruntled lady
Hopped a curb Dukes of Hazard style on my way home from work this morning. I wish I had been awake to see me do it.
Got home to gunfire. It's eight in the morning and this psycho bastard is already playing videogames.
Luckily, I have hard evidence and witnesses that I am in fact, temporarily insane. So I'm gonna go kill a roommate. You...
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Got home to gunfire. It's eight in the morning and this psycho bastard is already playing videogames.
Luckily, I have hard evidence and witnesses that I am in fact, temporarily insane. So I'm gonna go kill a roommate. You...
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freyja__:
sleeping and driving = bad
tsk tsk tsk.
dukes of hazard, tho.. that's goooooood.
tsk tsk tsk.
dukes of hazard, tho.. that's goooooood.
Got myself a hugeass canvas. Yes oh yes. Actually, It's a perfectly flat piece of wood I found in a friends basement, but I saw this beatiful board and thought. "Hey, I could paint aborted babies in purgatory on this thing" but the moreI thought about it, the more I realized that I was no longer fifteen and I wasn't motivated by shock value.
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obsidian_:
I refuse to grow up...that's why I go to college where i get to play with fake blood and the more immature and gross the better you do....la la la...never ever ever going to grow up
Did he die?
No such luck, compadre.
You know how sometimes, everything in the entire world ceases to be interesting so you turn into a werewolf and ravage the streets of London for weeks on end, until the curse breaks and then someone from within the ranks of the law has somehow figured out that it's a lycanthropathy isssue and has even managed to to...
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No such luck, compadre.
You know how sometimes, everything in the entire world ceases to be interesting so you turn into a werewolf and ravage the streets of London for weeks on end, until the curse breaks and then someone from within the ranks of the law has somehow figured out that it's a lycanthropathy isssue and has even managed to to...
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holdensolo:
I had put out an APB on you. Welcome back.
maelwys:
Whaaat? You were in London and didnt contact me for a pub crawl?! nooooooooooo
Or not in London as the case may be, but wotch guv anyhows
Or not in London as the case may be, but wotch guv anyhows
I laugh in the face of danger.
Then I talk bad about it behind it's back.
Then I talk bad about it behind it's back.
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holdensolo:
Listen Bub! We're having band practice this Sunday morning. Meet at the abandoned church where we were victorious over the zombie hordes led by the evil Dr. Zion
obsidian_:
beware when dangers friends tell her what your saying and she will kick your mofo ass
am amused by such silly things