Saturday Jun 05, 2004

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Regardless of what my bank account says, I don't have jack-shit. All that money is allocated elsewhere.

But... I went out drinking last night anyway. Borrowing against the tips that I could possibly make today.

Let's just say; to recoup my losses, I'm gonna have to be one charmin' mo-fo.



obd:
I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a beer today...

The problem is more in the follow through. I think I'm just ready for the weekend.

Friday Jun 04, 2004

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Sofa's that turn into beds do not make them beds. They are just sofa's with too much ambition.

Went to my aunts wedding. They could have been standing in a grocery store line for all they seemed to care. I wore a suit. The groom wore a hawaiian print and kaki shorts.

I wonder what my first marriage will be like.


figmentation:
I appricate your attempt to persuade me that I listen to Dr.Dicitonary, but honestly I find that attempt to be pure taradiddle.

kiss

ps. I think my first marriage ceremony will be in vagas, with he in a leporadprint suit and me in a puple shiny, clingy short dress that also shows toomuch boobage... oh, with whiskey on my breath. yeayea.

Thursday Jun 03, 2004

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Dum-dum-da-dum!
Dum-dum-da-dum!

My aunts getting married to a crazy frenchman tomorrow. Good for her, right?

You'd think I'd be a decent enough person to step away from myself and consider the impact this has on her life in terms completely separate from me.

But no. I get her excited phone call and the first thing I think to myself is: Ooooooh. Free food.
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gemini216:
the island groupboard

check it out sometime.. so pretty amazing artists doodle there

surreal
shambles:
mm nothings better than free food!!!!

Saturday Jan 31, 2004

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Ridiculously hot bartender went out of her way to hang out with me tonight. We stayed at the bar and played "photo hunt". She kept pressing against me.

Compared to some of the guys I work with, who are infinitely cooler than me, I have no idea why she did this.

I chalk it up to leading a charmed life.

Which is why I know...
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anotherlostsoul:
I love photo hunt!!!! biggrin
doctashock:
I wish I lived a charmed life too...

wait a minute... now that I think about it.. maybe I do?

Friday Jan 30, 2004

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Trucks passing train tracks
sound like a skip in the soundtrack
of downtown
Coffeebean steam
makes the world seem
soaked in caffeine
like I am.
studentochaos:
*beatnik finger snapping*

Tuesday Jan 27, 2004

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Dear Ms. Ump,

It appears that my bosses have dealt me a backhanded compliment in spontaneously firing pretty much the rest of the staff and then scheduling me for three doubles in a row to fill the gaps their poorly planned attack left in the schedule.

So I regret that I may not have your drawing done by tomorrow, but the good news is I...
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wugglyump:
you rock.
i'm just appreciative
that your taking the time
to draw me a picture.

so thank you. i will be
anticipating and waiting
politely.


ps- my dogs sound ready to kill.

Saturday Jan 24, 2004

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Ears buzzing and ringing like a bad seventies horror soundtrack.
Hit a show downtown and bumped into my ex-girlfriend. THE ex-girlfriend. I thought we had silently agreed to divide the city between us, I'd take the north and she could have the whole fancy south to herself.

But there she was, smiling with her new boyfriend just tickled to see me.

"Hey. I'm supposed to...
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wugglyump:
i'm sorry for crappy run-ins

studentochaos:
Your run in reflects mine(check post). The difference is I was the other guy (assuming the other guy was a total cock). I really feel bad for you man. The dividing the city thing is what I have done too. Except I divided a hundred mile area with only one diner being mutual territory (I want to claim it alone but people keep seeing her there so I have been avoiding it). I am glad you had the depressing music to fall back on though. Nothing was as soothing to me in hard female times as the album "Pretty Hate Machine" which is probably the best angry at relationship album ever!

I am currently loving being single after my latest relationship disaster. I hope you can reach that stage or find someone worth diverting the aweful.

Thursday Jan 22, 2004

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nuthou5e:
This is too heavy right now, you're killing my buzz.

YOU BUZZKILLER!

I DEMAND AN APOLOGY!

your friend,

Alec
obsidian_:
i'm sorry i just called you a wuss..... wink just kidding..i don't want to admit my list it's way way way too long

Thursday Jan 22, 2004

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Today begins The Year Of The Monkey. My year.
It's like my birthday all year long.
Hoooooo-yeah.

wugglyump:
hey you exist!
happy all year birthday sucka smile
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