t3chmonkey

Drunkity drunk drunk.
Makes it so much easier to get a date.

But it's hard to get to Taco Bell. Which is my single purpose in life right now....

Forget mice studies, okay?


Everything either causes them cancer, or shows significant cell damage, or makes them fat. Everything. Has anyone ever done a study just to see if mice might be naturally prone to mutate with some excessive frequency?

I mean, crap, if you look at a lab rat cross eyed, it'll go off and get cancer just to spite you.

Enough with the...
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SLC Punk.
Makes me nostalgic, but fuck me if I could tell you why.

(I haven't written any poetry in a while, so please tell me what you think. You can be mean, I can take it.)

Your lips are cracking from all your dry wit
your tongue is sticking, it's difficult speaking
with a mouth of glue, of frothy spit
And your eyes are burning dry
bleeding at the corners of your eyes
from the tears that you...
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I have no idea what I've done deserving of the ass-beating that fate is still in process of giving me. But Jesus. can't this be made in the least bit coherent to me so as that I might walk away with some sort of lesson imparted?

Or is it really that simple? Life fucking hates you, kid.

New Powermacs!!!!! Wooooo!!!

Why am I so excited? I can barely afford lunch, let alone a machine that's a bajillion times faster than my old 450 sawtooth G4.

I'll tell ya why: Because today when I'm daydreamin about the finer things in life at work, I'll be daydreaming of a new G5.

And, uh, a really expensive lunch.

The descending order in which I read the news in the morning (or, a close look at my geekiness and subsequent value system):

-Macsurfer: Because any day now, the whole page is going to filled with how Apple has managed to unify the world in one night. Until then, there's gossipy speculation on hardware,

-Suicide Girls: To see if I've got any comments...
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There's nothing sexy about a melancholy journal entry, is there kids?

I think I'll spare you and just on the porch for a while.

I'm sorry, your Honor, but my client can't comment to the validity of of the Prosecutions claims.

My client has no memory of the events in question, Senator.