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Monday Dec 23, 2002

Dec 23, 2002
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pulling little triggers as you're tapping keys
barb words wrap round you
but they've been breached with ease.
what are words to the silence of sureness?
what are all things ever
but an attack against pureness?

but the cursor demanded appeasement
so you did the deed, pressing "send"
and now..?
The deed is sent.
*******
a tribute to ease in which I get myself into trouble.

i sent an email to the city, about a week back, on how to construct a perfect road system. It really is a thing of beauty.
Today I received an email from a judge who reminded me that I should not even traverse our imperfect roadways until I get my warrants cleared up.
***"I won't da-nighyit
Ima straight ridah,
you donnwanna fuck with me,
cause the cops caint do nuthin to a G"
-2pac (just came to mind)**

I wrote back and told him he was funny. He immediately wrote back and told me he wasn't kidding.

Fucker. I was only trying to help.

karma chastised me all the same.
I got in a car wreck today.
*THWACK* Instant sadness.
Not this too. Please nothing else. I just wanted to get some dinner.

This shit keeps up and I'm liable to stop pretending to be amused by everything.
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
incest:
chew carefully.
Dec 23, 2002
maelwys:
What?! Right Mr Reverend, its the toaster for you!

Uh, sorry, got a bit sidetracked there, Atom. Anyways, have a good Christmas matey
Dec 23, 2002

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