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Friday Jun 04, 2004

Jun 4, 2004
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Sofa's that turn into beds do not make them beds. They are just sofa's with too much ambition.

Went to my aunts wedding. They could have been standing in a grocery store line for all they seemed to care. I wore a suit. The groom wore a hawaiian print and kaki shorts.

I wonder what my first marriage will be like.


figmentation:
I appricate your attempt to persuade me that I listen to Dr.Dicitonary, but honestly I find that attempt to be pure taradiddle.

kiss

ps. I think my first marriage ceremony will be in vagas, with he in a leporadprint suit and me in a puple shiny, clingy short dress that also shows toomuch boobage... oh, with whiskey on my breath. yeayea.
Jun 4, 2004

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