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t3chmonkey

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Thursday Dec 11, 2003

Dec 11, 2003
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I didn't feel like working today. They tried to make me. I put on their shirt. I wore their little apron thingy. I took orders. But I didn't work. Instead I:
-Sang Al Green to one table

- Told a long winded story about how I ended up pantless in a movie theater lobby to another table

-And talked like Tony Blair to yet another table.


I made more money than I have in a long time. And I didn't do an ounce of work.


Sidenote: Do all people who work in the kitchen have short tempers?
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rickroyal:
You know, if I ever have to leave this ivory tower and get a real job, I think that's what I'll do. Sounds like fun.

Bubba Ho-tep already came about, but Coscarelli is finacing the distribution himself; no distribution company is backing him. So there's a limited number of reels that are really only hitting a few markets, which really sucks. I really hope that someone picks up the tab for a DVD release, or lots of people who want to see it might never get to.
Dec 11, 2003
soulessone:
Bwahahahah...I must come visit you at work now that I know this. Where the hell is it?! You need to email me. wink XOpiateSlaveX@aol.com. Tell me and I'll just randomly show up in your section sometime, ready to be sereneded. kiss
Dec 12, 2003

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