t3chmonkey

I'm starting to think that Claire Forlani's not going to be my friendster friend.

Well, let's see if I sacrifice any more oxen to her alter.

I hate friendster. But my favorite waitress from a local diner is on there and it angled me into a conversation with her, which I previously was unable to do. Suffered from thick stupid tongue. Abuduah....

Hey, help me out. If I ever start to googley over a girl- remind me that I'd rather have "a consistent dating experience" than a girlfriend. Thank you. In return, I'll remind you to floss and change your underwear more regularly.