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t3chmonkey

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Monday Dec 08, 2003

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I'm starting to think that Claire Forlani's not going to be my friendster friend.

Well, let's see if I sacrifice any more oxen to her alter.

I hate friendster. But my favorite waitress from a local diner is on there and it angled me into a conversation with her, which I previously was unable to do. Suffered from thick stupid tongue. Abuduah....

Hey, help me out. If I ever start to googley over a girl- remind me that I'd rather have "a consistent dating experience" than a girlfriend. Thank you. In return, I'll remind you to floss and change your underwear more regularly.
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obsidian_:
a real job is where i make decent money....it makes me feel so damn special to be on your list twice!
Dec 8, 2003
soulessone:
You were TOO a good boyfriend, until you decided it was time to break up with me. ;P Silly.

Mwah.
Dec 10, 2003

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