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Wednesday Dec 03, 2003

Dec 3, 2003
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Poverty walks into a bar one day...

Holy Shit! Poverty? Is that you?
Hold on a sec, guys.
Poverty? Howya doin, man? I haven't seen you in like, months. You're lookin pretty much the same as I remember. Ahahaha. You gotta get a new shirt or something. You're always wearing the same damn thing. Me? I've been good since...uh...last time. Hold on. Success, Ambition, Personal Worth? Have you three met Poverty before? No? Oh. Yeah, most people in their early twenties know this guy. He's fuckin' Crazy. The shit you do when you hang out with Poverty, you'll never forget. Listen guys, I'm gonna catch up with you later. I'm gonna sit down with Poverty for a while.

Guess who didn't make any money today? I bought Poverty and I a beer. But I drank his too because it belonged to me.
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studentochaos:
Very witty.

I told her I thought I could throw her. I was kinding. Appearently she has a problem with being thrown.
Dec 3, 2003
helm:
I had an acquaintance in college who wrote a term paper that claimed that many people in the Depression were "tricked by poverty." Poverty is a dangerous guy, he is.
Dec 4, 2003

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