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t3chmonkey

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Monday Feb 09, 2009

Feb 9, 2009
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The nice thing about being violently sick for about a week is that your abs will look great.

And the nice thing about the economy being shit is that it's hard for you or anyone else to tell if you're bad at life or if the economy is just shit.

And the good thing about having friends who are getting married, having kids and becoming totally unrelatable is that you can take comfort that in 18 years their kid is just one more person you can have sex with that they can't. Like their mom or their sister. Also, they'd be cheating on their spouse. Bet now they feel dumb for going off and growing up.

The great thing about dating a vegetarian is that whatever they order is usually cheaper than whatever you order. Enjoy your fries.

The nice thing with living with your relatives is if they die, you've got that squatters rights thing going for you when it comes time to look at the will.

And the good thing about writing a shitty blog entry is fuckit, I'm stoned.

Optimism.



VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
eleutherophobia:
Mine was "kidney infection"
Feb 21, 2009
timeoftheeclipse:
fucking stoners
go watch another episode of lost

wannacome give me a sponge bath?
Mar 6, 2009

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