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t3chmonkey

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Sunday Jan 15, 2006

Jan 15, 2006
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Some self sacrificing, conservationist deer jumped out in front of my friends car and totalled it.
Now I see why Bush has declared on War on Wildlife. They're terrorists.
No one will be safe from these attacks on our cars and our garbage until these four legged, Misguided Martyrs are hunted down and killed.
That fucking deer hated our freedom.

Another friend and I were on our way to pick up said terrorized victim in Lawrence. (Far away-ish) and I was just about to ask how messed up the car was when something that looked orange and electric jumped out and smacked our car. I couldn't tell what it was. I saw it clearly and had time to look, but instantly couldn't recall.

I realized, through my extensive reading, that it must have been a werewolf, and the reason why I couldn't see it was something referred to in the werewolf tribes (they have tribes, not packs) as "the veil."
It's a natural defense. Our minds are so fragile that they cannot comprehend the existence of vampires, ghost, werewolves and whatnot, so we reinterpret what we see to look like large dogs, or crazy people, or just something strange that we can't quite remember.

Anyway, I'm certain that it was a werewolf and that's why it looks like there's a dead dog on the highway if you're taking K-10 on your way to Lawrence.

Was it a terrorist werewolf, you ask?
I doubt it. That sounds stupid.
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nolan_void:
Thank you for the welcome back. Good to see you. I do still talk to Charlotte, and I will tell her that you asked after her.
Jan 15, 2006
rockepidemic:
Hey man, welcome back! I just thought I'd say hello.

Also, you came back shortly after I took over SGKC and I started getting rid of people who had gone grey for quite awhile, went anonymous or had been zotted. It wasn't anything personal, and feel free to rejoin.
Jan 16, 2006

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