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t3chmonkey

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Thursday Jan 12, 2006

Jan 12, 2006
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I wonder if history would remember me fondly if i found a way to kill religion.

Or maybe I should just stick my previous posterity plan and develop "Mr. Tasty Pants" It's kind of like a body spray, but for the nether regions and has a flavor.

I've actually done some work on this. The hang ups are as follows: Fragrance doesn't taste good and everything that I've been able to make that has a favorable taste is generally sticky after a while.
And let's not bother getting into the problems of how the flavor mutates after it's been mixed with sweat.

Did you know that whipped cream and sweat tastes like EZ Cheeze?
Yeah, found that one out when I was camping a few years back.

Anyway, there's that idea.
But I'd sill rather kill religion.
nadya:
i'd remember you fondly if you killed religion.

In other news... my birthdays coming up. i think you should make me a mixed tape.
Jan 12, 2006

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