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t3chmonkey

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Tuesday Jan 10, 2006

Jan 10, 2006
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I'm in a fuckin' tizzy here.
Apple just shat all over my plans with their illogical release schedule and I'm going all furious nerd over it. But who gives a fuck? Still...

Dear Apple,
You have fucked with both my heart and my plans yet again as you do your inner-workings behind a thick veil of secrecy and a thick fog of stuipd-headed...bizzare...dumbfaced...ness.
My original plan was to buy two computers. Now I will have none and you will not have my money to total towards your stupid financial quarter figures.
Though they are moot now, my intentions were to purchase the mac mini to tide me over until you updated to your intel chips, and then I was going to buy a tower system about a year and a half after the initial intel releases and give the whole switch time to get the kinks worked out and all the software updated. (Smart, eh?) And with the tower system, I was then going to use the mac mini as the center pieced for my rad-ass decked-out entertainment system. (Which currently consists of a TV, a stereo and an x-box.)
But then you had to get all koo-koo bananas and do this weird ass unofficial update to the mac mini and refuse to officially update it. Saying instead, that there was "a chance" that the mac mini one purchased may have better stats than those listed. But I can't play those fuckin' odds, baby. Not this high roller.
So I waited for you to go ahead and officially update it.
But no.
And then you updated the iMac, released Aperture. YOU ADDED MEDIA FUNCTIONS TO iMAC! YOU GAVE IT A REMOTE! ARE YOU RETARDED??!!! THAT'D BE PERFECT FOR THE MAC MINI!!!!
But didn't lose my shit. I shrugged. I said; "cool." That will be awesome when they put it on the mac mini.
But no.
YOU RELEASED INTEL CHIPS AND UPDATED THE FUCKING iMAC AGAIN!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??!!!! YOU JUST DID THAT!!!!
Now I might as well endure my old ass computer from 98 until you update the tower line and skip even getting a mac mini altogether. I can't justify buying an 800 dollar Tivo.
I had a plan and you ruined it. And right now, I hate you and and your stupid fruit logo.
Buy the way. I have a PSP, and not an iPod. So suck it.

Love
-Atom

PS: I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU AND WORSHIP EVERYTHING YOU DO. BECAUSE I AM A SUCKER.
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
shambles:
oh man I am DETHLY allergic topoison ivy.. I swear I had it for years haha

miao!!
Jan 10, 2006
shambles:
thanks .. I just wanna lock him upin a box so no one else can see him or touch him or talk to him, noteven me...

Damn him!!! My hearts in Shambles hehe! Pun intended

smile

oh yeah.. and I meant DEATHLY

not dethly

miao!!
Jan 11, 2006

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