t3chmonkey

thinking of starting a "guitars for lesbians' program. It just seems like every time a lesbian gets ahold of a guitar, magic occurs. Anybody want to contribute to the fund? And lesbians applying for a guitar?

I like to think the reason the mice scuttle around my walls more than any other place in the house is because they have good music taste. But sometimes I think it's because they want to eat me.

got an email from a friend wondering what I was talking about in my last entry.
Then I remembered that I started typing a little monolouge for the movie and decided to roll with it as a jouranl entry.

nope. not shagging any good buddy's ex.

Need to tone it down into real people speak but keep the good lines.

Today is sit in bed...
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Dear fairer persuasion,

Your gender rocks.

love,
-Atom.

Hopped a curb Dukes of Hazard style on my way home from work this morning. I wish I had been awake to see me do it.
Got home to gunfire. It's eight in the morning and this psycho bastard is already playing videogames.
Luckily, I have hard evidence and witnesses that I am in fact, temporarily insane. So I'm gonna go kill a roommate. You...
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Got myself a hugeass canvas. Yes oh yes. Actually, It's a perfectly flat piece of wood I found in a friends basement, but I saw this beatiful board and thought. "Hey, I could paint aborted babies in purgatory on this thing" but the moreI thought about it, the more I realized that I was no longer fifteen and I wasn't motivated by shock value.
So...
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Did he die?
No such luck, compadre.

You know how sometimes, everything in the entire world ceases to be interesting so you turn into a werewolf and ravage the streets of London for weeks on end, until the curse breaks and then someone from within the ranks of the law has somehow figured out that it's a lycanthropathy isssue and has even managed to to...
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I laugh in the face of danger.
Then I talk bad about it behind it's back.

Remembered why i normally keep the blinds down.
It stops me from blankly staring out the window.

Highlights of the day:
-eating a giant muffin
-downloading johnny cash covering "personal jesus" How rad is that?
-using a very special expensive detergent on my sheets that will make them smell good for days. It's like a secret potion to me.

Low points of the day:
-why focus on those? Shit happens.

The thing that makes tomorrow good:
Macworld. Something awesome that I won't...
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I find myself cheating on my task list.
I'll add in things that I did that weren't on the list, just to counterbalance the things that were which I did not do.

One might say that I'nm just cheating myself, but since I'm sure that I'm being watched by shadowy organizations at all times, I'd like to think I was cheating them too.

my fingers twirl your hair, which tickles your face, that makes you laugh, which tickles my ears.

So that makes this selfish.