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Has there ever in the history of the universe been a persuit as pointless as lawn care?
First and foremost, I would like to tip the hat of shame to our forefathers who, in their infinate wisdom, eschewed the metric system in favour of the standard system...but decided to replicate the verdant fields of their former homeland.
Nature has been caring for itself LONG before...
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rustyshacklford:
I'm not sure about a colour but an odor for sure.

A great big fire is in order, thats natures way. Just set it all ablaze, it will maker you feel better, its good for the grass, and it will annoy the shit out of your neighbors/city. Just poor a gteat deal of water around the parameter of the "controled burn" and go to town with the lighter. Its fun and inexpensive.
magdalyne:
and the mad bureaucracy marches on.....our forefather's would no longer even recognize the system they created.

isn't it ironic that the BTK Killer spent his days....enforcing local government ordinances?

I think they are all BTK killers at heart....they're just after our souls instead.
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Evils of a Sith with the manners of a Jedi. I miss you allready. You know who you are.
PS:I wonder...do you also have the patience of a Jedi?
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Never get into a fight with a mandoline. You will loose.
runpunalpha:
Who started it? What did I tell you about picking fights with stringed instruments?
norritt:
especially if you only have a picolo for a defensive weapon
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In which my cat falls in the tub....He tries to save me from the deadly water by attacking it as it pours from the spigot. Ever the chivalrous gentleman my kitten is.
I do so wish I had a camera that didnt require connection to my pc to function as anything more than a paper weight. He looks so cute with his poofy fur all...
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click_here:
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At the end of this month, I shall visit the fabulous Chitown. It has been far to long since I have been on vacation. I will have a good time if it kills me dammit!
Im not really sure what will transpire, but its allways a pleasure to spend time with beloved king of the universe Runpunalpha...and if he is not to buisy with his...
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misterclean:
kiss
nickfaust:
Thanks for the Web link. I will check it out.
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The most painfull thing I have ever experianced is in learning to hold tight with open arms. Just when I think I have it down cold, searing pain rips open a fresh wound in my continueum. Perhaps its allways this painfull? Ahh the agony and the ecstasy,...would I miss it were I to never again feel the searing kiss of hot lead?
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Spring is here, spring is here. Life is skittles and life is beer...neither of which I consume.....wait a moment.....
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You will all behold the coolness of my new blades. Please refer to my pics section, at least untill I manage to add them right to my journal.
ampersandwich:
you said "and I dont have DNA"

Silly, of COURSE you have DNA, just not on file!

Yeah, it's just an interesting cop-show phenoneon..

Y~!
ampersandwich:
Strange sense of humor is just fine smile

Y~!
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The ten commandments only serve to prove the depth and breadth of human arrogance. All the pseudointellectual,pseudospiritual rules in the world will still boil down to one basic law.Nature. The 4 F's. Fight, flight, feeding and fucking. Our choices in life, our actions, prove our worth as individual souls. We are who we choose to be. No member of the Pale Penis Brigade can tell...
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urblueygrl:
I have a cat back home at my moms that would actually pee in the toilet, but then he would put his paw in it and spin the water around. I figured he was tryin to make the toilet flush..

My mally cats likes watching while i take a bath, and it has bubbles he will eat them... my old tub he could sit on the side of it and actually dip his tail in the water.
unknowntrigram:
Welcome to the BCB group.
Cute cat. Reminds me of mine. smile
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Just one of those nights where I just want to worship the female form in the most intimate way possible. All dressed down and no one to...