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Monday Jul 11, 2005

Jul 11, 2005
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I have just been informed of the following things.
1: Oatscream does not, nor have they ever made green tea ice cream
2:I am suffering from heat stroke
3:I did not, in fact, invent the lemur
4:I am being kidnapped and detained in a cool environment until such time as I cease vomiting, have consumed my body weight in water, and can form a coherent sentence.
5:I am not fluent in Pashto
6:Foreign dictators do not want postcards from me
7: Owning a soul trading operation is not a valid hobby
8:I will not antagonize people with sock puppets.
9:Body paint is not clothing
10:If the thought of somthing causees me to giggle for longer than 15 seconds...its probably best to avoid doing it.
11:I am not authorized to change national policy in any country, including my own.
12: Pop rocks and coke do not cause death. Dismemberment perhaps, but not death.
PS:I may not have invented the lemur...but then how do you explain my owning the patent rights?
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
runpunalpha:
Big Hug kiss
Jul 26, 2005
nado:
Wouldn't have any problems? OK, I'll file that info for future reference. blush
Jul 27, 2005

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