Spring is here, spring is here. Life is skittles and life is beer...neither of which I consume.....wait a moment.....
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Thursday Dec 14, 2006
And the Lord God (your savior) said unto me: "Go forth and purchase … -
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Sunday Dec 10, 2006
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Saturday Nov 25, 2006
Attention world. I am bipoly. If you are not comfortable with me … -
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Thursday Nov 23, 2006
I RULE! I worked my first night shift last night. I did better than… -
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Friday Nov 10, 2006
I met a porn star at work yesterday. How many people can honestly sa… -
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Sunday Oct 08, 2006
My body is a battlefield of bruises and I am sore from head to toe. … -
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Saturday Sep 23, 2006
My home is chock full of durian. And coconuts. I will make pie. Pi… -
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Sunday Sep 03, 2006
Early morning found me in an REM induced hentai. Let me tell you, I … -
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Thursday Aug 31, 2006
There is a suture in my right eye, and its rubbing against my eyelid.… -
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Thursday Aug 24, 2006
Warningffensive religious comment below. FUCK Im in a foul mood to…