syrvyxyn

I am taking and internet deep breath...or two....or ten.
I am trying to frost a cake.
Using a shitty pastry bag that split at the seam that holds the coupler in place.
Split after 2 uses it did. So I sewed the seam. Repeatedly stitched over the same place making it ever so slightly tighter than before.
I go to use it today and the bag itself stretched until the coupler just came out.
Shittiest design ever.
And I hate the frosting Im using. Its too sugary, and not nearly creamy enough.
So it doesn't spread nicely at all.
Note to self:Next time listen to gut instincts and leave out that last cup o sugar that the recipe calls for so frosting will be creamy.
Also, I don't have a proper cake turntable so Im using a plate from a tableware collection that I hate. Aesthetically unpleasing and functionally defunct. Eww. They MUST be replaced. Soon.
I am in a mood right now that I am tired of being in. I have a vacation coming (which should assist in alleviating my mood) at the beginning of July, and it seems like its years away.