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Sunday Sep 09, 2007

Sep 9, 2007
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My stomach is bloated with happiness and foodthings!

Nekkididity on the River:
Last weekend we finally managed a trip down the river on a friends boat. Someone I am becoming increasingly fond of with each heavenly touch slathered spf 70 all over my near albino flesh.
After getting the OK from the Skipper, resident nudist syrvyxyn doffed her garb in favour of more comfortable attire and perched atop the bow of the boat.
What do you suppose was the first boat to pass us as we sped away from the slip?
Yes, thats right. The Auxiliary Coast Guard. Never before have I seen the CG...the minute I am a nude hood ornament for a friends boat they materialize out of thin air.
I quickly donned a shirt and they quit tailing us.
After we dropped anchor, I again dropped my restrictives. A friend of mine followed suite (I am a bad influence) and another friend lost her shirt.
Fellow boaters and nudist enthusiasts in a neighboring boat joined our nude revery.
The reaction from other boaters was comical.
Passersby would slooooooow doooooown as they passed our revel.
I swear I saw a couple of boats pass by more than once.
I slathered my nude friends nubile body with tanning oil so she could kick it rotisserie style while I blinded with skin brighter than the sun.
By the time we began our journey back to the slip we had taken to flagrantly flaunting our au natural while waving at passing boats.
The men accompanied by women pretended not to do repeated doub/trip/quadruple takes.
What, just what logo do I happen to notice on a passing boat AFTER we have done the nude wave in their direction? After they reciprocated our wave (fully clothed).
Sherifs Department.
*BOGGLE*
What are the fucking odds?!?
*sigh*.
We frantically dress.... they don't even turn to follow us.
*whew*
Guess they had real concerns to address.
Did we learn?
Nah.
We just took to flashing all the boats laden with men and free of children.
I think we gave a boat full of seniors a bigger jolt than their pacemakers ever could.

I seem to be falling pretty hard.
Someone save me from myself?
Thing is... Im not so sure I want to be saved.
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
gentleman_loser:
Thanks for the thought smile
Sep 16, 2007
dracomicron:
Sounds like quite the boat trip. Glad you're having fun and spreading... joy!
Sep 18, 2007

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