Saturday Jan 13, 2007

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I SMELL LIKE A STRIPPER!
I got a $120 tip for $80 worth of lap dances.
Oh hey..get this...some drunken patron said he "Sooo wants to fuck me"
Wow! Thats a first!
"You and everyone else in this room, buddy."
I love being a stripper.

In other news:
Whats with my sexual pleasures being interrupted?
My kitty is displeased....if you disrupt my sexual pleasre...at least have the decency to whip it out and rub one out while watching...dont just stand there looking surprised and innocent.
lu_jimu:
Yeah, if you think that shit is hot... you should see the chick I met tonight up at Dancers (the place I got to down here). She's hot a hell and she practically fucked my brains out on the floor. And I didn't have to spend a dime.... biggrin

Then again, I never do.

There are some days when it wonderful being me...
lu_jimu:
BTW, I smell like a stripper too...but for different reasons. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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