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Sunday Dec 10, 2006

Dec 10, 2006
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Fewer things are nastier than jizz from a man I am not attracted to.
So Im giving this guy a bed dance and he says somthing about watching him cum...
I look down and tip of his cock is sticking out of the top of his pants.
I tell him he cant do that and BAM jizz everywhere.
EWWWW!
He seemed pretty pleased with himself.
I was compelled to repeatedly sterilize my leg.
Thankfully he failed to get it near any mucous membranes.
Strippers are selling a fantasy,NOT orgasms.
If you happen to orgasm while getting a dance, at least have the decency not to get any on her.
Im going to take to making certain my bladder is full at all times when I am at work.
The next guy who does this is going to become a chamber pot for my urine.
At least urine is sterile.
So in closing, keep your bodily fluids to yourself!
gentleman_loser:
Ewww puke ooo aaa
Dec 10, 2006
lu_jimu:
Ok, you failed to mention whether or not the bouncer broke that Mother Fucker's face for pulling that shit. Down here that would get a guy in the hospital.
mad

P.S. Dude's lucky I don't live closer or I'd be rearranging his testicles so they come out his mouth!
Dec 24, 2006

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