Fewer things are nastier than jizz from a man I am not attracted to.
So Im giving this guy a bed dance and he says somthing about watching him cum...
I look down and tip of his cock is sticking out of the top of his pants.
I tell him he cant do that and BAM jizz everywhere.
EWWWW!
He seemed pretty pleased with himself.
I was compelled to repeatedly sterilize my leg.
Thankfully he failed to get it near any mucous membranes.
Strippers are selling a fantasy,NOT orgasms.
If you happen to orgasm while getting a dance, at least have the decency not to get any on her.
Im going to take to making certain my bladder is full at all times when I am at work.
The next guy who does this is going to become a chamber pot for my urine.
At least urine is sterile.
So in closing, keep your bodily fluids to yourself!
So Im giving this guy a bed dance and he says somthing about watching him cum...
I look down and tip of his cock is sticking out of the top of his pants.
I tell him he cant do that and BAM jizz everywhere.
EWWWW!
He seemed pretty pleased with himself.
I was compelled to repeatedly sterilize my leg.
Thankfully he failed to get it near any mucous membranes.
Strippers are selling a fantasy,NOT orgasms.
If you happen to orgasm while getting a dance, at least have the decency not to get any on her.
Im going to take to making certain my bladder is full at all times when I am at work.
The next guy who does this is going to become a chamber pot for my urine.
At least urine is sterile.
So in closing, keep your bodily fluids to yourself!
P.S. Dude's lucky I don't live closer or I'd be rearranging his testicles so they come out his mouth!