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So I am suring for porn on an Apple. The irony is not lost on me.
You know its funny, strippers have such a bad (and undeserved) reputation.
All the people I have met in the industry have been nothing but kind, generous and helpfull to me.
Like one big family. More sensual and with a better smell than most families though.
Perhaps I have just been extreemly fortunate.
Or perhaps its all in the way you treat them.
*runs about in a giddy frenzy*
Yes, I have finally earned my happy pants.
PS:
Dear Dysfunctional Past
Fuck you. May you eat lead paint and die, only to be consumed by maggots and excreeted like the pile of fecal matter that you are.
Sine Cera,
Me